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Daft Punk are half-French, half-robot, half-human, and the official Left Hand(s) of God. (Along with Freddie Mercury)

Daft Punk
the Half-Frenchies and Left Hand(s) Of God

Line-Up

  • Thomas Bangalter (aka) Tommy Tommy Bang Bang ... Leader of a band with only two people in it, guitars, vocals, turntables, keyboards
  • The Count of Monte-Cristo... Swashbuckling-themed music vids, drums, middle names, turntables, keyboards, vocals

Supporting artists on tour:

  • Spike Jonze ... Lead Saxophone & Visuals, interesting directorial career
  • Michel Gondry ... Slide whistle, Lego xylophone, man-child directorial career
  • Stephen Hawking ... Lead Vocals / Keyboard / Synthesizer / Repetition Button
  • Silver Robot ... Left Hand Of God, stand-in when Bangalter is bored
  • Gold Robot ... Left Hand Of God, stand in when The Count was framed and imprisoned
  • Oscar Wilde ... Album liner notes, opening stand-up act
  • Leji Matsumoto ... Anime director you say you're a fan of to look cool, when you both know you'd never heard of him before Interstella 5555
  • Optimus Prime ... Sitting and staring (Technologic)
  • Chuck Norris ... Applause enforcement
  • Keak Da Sneak ... VUVUVUs
  • Zero/Lelouch ... Was probably involved at some time or another
  • Dr. Seuss... Daft Punk: The Junior Novelization, vuvuzela
  • Wall-E... Post-concert cleanup, backup vocals
  • The Stig... Concert promotion
  • Justice (band)...who they are when they have to air out their helmets because they were just smoking way too much pot
  • Deadmau5...loyal pet
  • Skrillex...Adopted daughter son
  • Two other unknown French people... (The Music Sounds Better With You)

Formation

The origins of Daft Punk are shrouded in mystery, but you can tell they're probably the typical pair of hip suburban white boys from France. The two eventually decided to put their foremost skill to good use, namely, their extensive knowledge of obscure Motown-funk songs that are quite good, but have some good stuff that could be re-worked a bit to become the best song ever.

Their first attempt at a band was the Led Zeppelin cover band Oh Darlin, Darlin' Darlin' Darlin' Walk a While With Me, which was reviewed by one critic as "symbolizing every conceivable reason to arrange a fix-up between your tape player and a 12-gauge." While Tommy Tommy Bang Bang quit the band to compose the album Irrevocable with the sound chip from his old NES system, The Count of Monte Christo was cast in a number of low-budget swashbuckler movies to earn money. One of the scripts required a villain address The Count as a "daft punk". The Count immediately called his friend to tell him he'd finally discovered the band name that would allow fans to tell each other very long stories of how the band's name was created.

Start of their Career

Armed with only three turntables, four analog synthesizers, and frequent refills of coffee supplied by Tommy's parents, the two composed the album Homework while in a shared bedroom, testing each other on their knowledge of obscure funk bands. The band recorded police sirens from responses to domestic abuse calls from the apartment downstairs, and the waves on the track Fresh by flooding the bathroom on eight occasions and overdubbing them. The screams on Rolling & Scratching were created by Tommy taking a vibrating neck massager and jabbing it between The Count's legs.

The final product got the two an A- on their group project, and catapulted them into cult superstars of the French Techno Underground. Subsequent albums, including Disco? Actually, Kind Of, Hadn't Thought About That and Human After All, Then Again, Not So Much, Really earned the group further fame and fortune.

Sample Lyrics

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  • Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock. Rock. Robot Rock.
  • Oh yeah.. oh yeah....... oh yeah oh yeah..............................................oh yeah
  • Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation Television, Rules The Nation
  • Bong, puff, BBONG. Bong, puff, BBONG. Bong, puff, BBONG. Bong, puff, BBONG. Bong, puff, BBONG. Bong, puff, BBONG. [High Life]
  • ...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh (random waves and a guy talking to people who don't seem to notice his GIANT DOG HEAD!)[Fresh]
  • Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine Steam Machine
  • Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion. Emotion.
  • One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'. One more time we're gonna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancin'.
  • Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love. Make Love.
  • I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher. I am the brainwasher.
  • Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on Dafunk back to the punk come on
  • Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
  • Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over
  • Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it start format it
  • Vader, I am your fathers.
  • Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck It, Fuck You...
  • Prime Time of your Life! Prime time of your life! Prime time of your Life! Now. Livin. The prime time of your life! Now. Livin. The Prime time of your life. Now. Livin. The prime time of your life!. 'Do it!' Now. Livin. 'Today.'The Prime time of your life! 'Gonna Do it!" "Don't Wait until.." Now. Livin. The Prime time of your lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM!!!
  • Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. Human. After all.

Daft Punk's repetitive lyrics have earned them universal acclaim. Director Pedro Almodovar has said, "Around the ninety-fifth time they said "Robot Rock", it clicked with me that this was a song about robots that rocked. Such a simplicity of message is something all artists should strive for." Some have suggested that their style of ballad lyricism inspired the first and foremost of Uncyclopedia's basic techniques of humor writing.

Scandals & Shenanigans

Following the release of Digital Love, everyone accused them of ruining the lives of everyone, as it contained the lyrics Why don't you play The Game? That is everyone except the band's freelance applause enforcer Chuck Norris, who has won the game.

Tommy Tommy Bang Bang was criticized for his involvement in the movie Irreversable (better if you roll the r), for which he used earlier music. The movie, edited by someone who had just seen Memento, consists mostly of people being bludgeoned and assaulted with heavy objects while Bangalter plays different remixes of Crescendolls.

Spike Jonze, a frequent collaborator, has expressed misgivings over the music video for Technologic, claiming to know a bit more about the true nature of the little infant-robot thing than he would like to. His only remark on the matter was "Planned Parenthood and hardware stores... all that trash has to go somewhere..."

Daft Punk was accused for ruining the brains of the entire Jersey Shore cast because they tried to fist pump to "Around the World". The side effects turned them orange. Apparently it was too awesome for them.

Alive 2007

The duo returned to prominence with their 2007 live album Alive 2007, which immediately drew interest for its ground-breakingly original and thought-provoking title. The album was a recording of a concert in the Parisian catacombs, the city's undead turnout was reportedly 40,000, breaking records previously set by Queen + Paul Rodgers. Like the rest of the tour, Daft Punk's concert started with them finding two random homeless people and putting them into the group's trademark costumes and inside the giant pyramid. There, they pressed the play button on a CD player, setting off 97 backing tracks and a light show as the two homeless people pretended to be working the computers and samplers. In the meantime, the real Daft Punk would go off to a club and party and smoke pot as they made six-figure checks from concert tickets. The group repeated this tactic successfully for the entirety of the tour, with exactly zero Daft Punk fans becoming suspicious.

The tour allowed the group an opportunity to pay tribute to another beacon of childhood wonder, the movie Tron, with Daft Punk composing the score for an upcoming sequel. Tommy Tommy Bang Bang was reported to have suffered a light-cycle accident during filming. He was saved only by the song Aerodynamic playing on set, because he would not allow himself to die until the guitar solo was finished, allowing paramedics to get there in time, rush him to the E.R., and make a full recovery. The Count of Monte-Cristo has stated that the synth riffs for the soundtrack will be worsened for the movie because they were too cool, and star Jeff Bridges kept breaking into an awkward robot dance whenever he heard one.


Troll: Legacy

Troll: Legacy was in it's early stages and the director didn't know what to do for music, and suddenly,BAM! Daft Punk drops from the heavens into a local L.A. Cafe where the team was meeting, The Director realized no one could understand a word they were saying so they decided to hire them cause they were awesome. (come on it's Daft Punk!) Daft Punk worked with former Troll composer Wendy Carlos to spit out a bunch of "Biodigital Jazz, Man!". Such songs as "Derezzed" which was extremely popular in the U.S., And "End of Line". with it"s swingin' beats. Daft Punk was actually featured in the movie as the Bitch Boy's DJ's at the End of Line club, their part was small but fancy, all the Daft Punk fans Creamed their pants at the very site of them in the movie (let's all be honest).

Cameos and Appearences

  • They have appeared on Ellen
  • The Count of Monte Christo was set to appear in the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, but quit after he and Jack Sparrow found their accents mutually incomprehensible
  • The Count also collaborated with Jesus Christ (codename "Sébastien Tellier") on his latest album, Homosexuality
  • They have made it into the Robot Hall of Fame, right next to Terminator
  • They are also Iron Man's cousins, twice removed
  • They know who The Stig really is

Discography

  • Rhythm Robot Remix
  • Robot Wars
  • Papa Tommy's Brand New Bag (of weed)
  • Electric Sex Organ
  • Hound of the Baskervilles
  • Greatest Hits (of Acid)
  • Technosexual
  • A Few More Times
  • Human After All
  • Discovery Channel +1
  • Robot Rocks (Music made entirely of different stone noises)
  • Discover My Sex Drive
  • Homework/School Work (EP)
  • The Smurfs Go Pop!
  • All The Songs We Had In DDR (box set)
  • Led Zeppelin IV
  • Indo Strip Club
  • Streetcar After All (feat. Optimus Prime)
  • Dirty Calvin Kleins (from Gap)
  • Softer, Worser, Slower, Weaker
  • Last Night a Funny looking Robot Saved my Life
  • The New Robot
  • Blow
  • Bon, Bon
  • I Gotta Feeling
  • If I Was You (OMG)

and every song in every Dance Dance Revolution game in existence (including fan made games

Filmography

  • Electroma: The Tale of Two Sad Robots
  • D.A.F.T.
  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the Not-5o-5ecret Cameo Appearance
  • TRON (a biography)

Hey look a video!

Daft Punk's most-viewed music video to date, and naturally the one made with no involvement from the band or any of the award-winning directors they work with. Nope, just one girl, a sharpie, and her hands.

Image-ography

Daft Punk have a certain appeal to the penguin community.

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Daft Punk was very influential in the French House movement.

French House

See also

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