Daffy Duck

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Daffy Duck, spitting on his nephew Plucky (a la Sgt. Slobber).

“Sufferin' Succotach!”
~ Daffy Duck on Anything

“Sufferin' Succotach! He Stole My Line!”
~ Sylvester on Daffy stealing his line

“You God Damn Nigger!”
~ Donald Duck on Daffy Duck

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Daffy Duck is the 3rd known duck next to Donald Duck and Howard the Duck. At times, he tried to topple both of them, but would either end it in a draw...or lose.

[edit] Wacky Years

Daffy Duck tries to outrival his 2nd rival Donald Duck.

Daffy Duck was not an egotistical duck at one time. In 1937, Daffy Duck went to Acme Looniversity and would stay for awhile. But while he was there, Warner Brothers plastered their logo on his butt (it was seen on "Space Jam"). His first cartoon had him nearly mutilate Porky Pig into a bloody pulp. (But since the Hays Code was introduced, they had Daffy just piss him off and make him go Deer Hunting).

In the 40's, Daffy Duck would cause havoc more so than the Warners did in the 30's, well they had Daffy Duck locked in their Water Tower, but Daffy would find ways to escape. So they hired Dr. Scratchandsniff to make Daffy more normal. And what they got was...

[edit] Ego Years

Daffy...where are you...never mind!

Daffy Duck in the 50's saw that Bugs Bunny was getting more reception every time they were teamed-up, even in World War II Daffy would get jealous over Bugs, but when he got less wacky...it showed even more!

In 1951, Daffy had a bone to pick on Bugs Bunny when he found out in a Top-10 Cartoon Characters of all time was released and Bugs was #1, Mickey Mouse was #2, Tom and Jerry were #3, Donald Duck was #4, and Daffy was left-off the list.

This angered Daffy and he would take his anger mostly out on Bugs Bunny and whenever he was there to visit...Donald Duck, who would only visit the WB Studio when he can't stand Mickey or give Love Letters to Pepe le Pew (And either on Valentine's Day or some occasions, Donald would either dress-up as Cupid, Mercury, or Daffy Duck (In Blackface of course) so that no one there knows that he works for Disney). And every time Donald would visit WB Studios by wearing a Cupid or Mercury Costume...Daffy would laugh at his nudity and Donald would either shove a plunger in his mouth or bash him with his trumpet. In 1964, when Donald dressed-up as Daffy, Daffy just yelled "Hey Look, It's Donald Duck! He thinks he could sneak in the Studio wearing nothing but soot and a White Collar 'round his neck, thinking it's me"! When Wakko Warner heard this, he thought of erasing Donald Duck, but instead drew him pants.

Once the news spread at the Studio, Bugs defended Donald Duck and left The WB Studio with Donald, then Daffy got angry. More angrier than Donald would ever be. And this Bugs/Daffy rivalry would end because of this then Bugs Bunny would be in the band The Caballeros and would leave Daffy Duck without a partner since he pissed off everyone at the Studio that day.

[edit] Speedy Years

Daffy would be teamed-up with Speedy Gonzalez where they would make cartoons in Mexico. These cartoons made Daffy and Speedy friends or rivals with each other. These cartoons were very poorly drawn and never showed the real Daffy Duck.

Today, these cartoons are never mentioned in front of anyone, not even Daffy Duck himself!

[edit] Today

Even today, Daffy Duck harasses people!

Daffy Duck teaches at Acme Looniversity and has been seen in Cleveland harassing Drew Carey in 1998. Daffy never married, but he had a love interest in Daisy Duck and gave her Gonorrhea which made Donald's voice quack.

His body will be frozen in the year 2012 so he can fight against the Martians who will be a very powerful elite planet in the 2460's where Earthlings will fight and be killed. And he will be known as Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century!