Curry
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“I hate curry”
~ captain frank on curry
One of the most widely used of the anti-aphrodisiacs, Curry is made by grinding the African vampire worm Curridus to a pulp, drying the remains and chopping them into a fine red or yellow powder. It is a poison used by Third World shamans in Central Europe to eliminate friends. It is supposed to be good with chips and a beer, though it tastes better on the way up than it did on the way down. Curry gets its pungent flavor from Flavor beans found far, far away in Parapa Palace. Defeat the Horseman who lives there and find a candle. Hot, Spicy, Tastes Great, and a former TNA Fired Champion, need we say more?
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[edit] Curry in Britain
One specific part of Britain being a small city named Bradford (this place is shit do not visit) is known as the curry capital of the world(since curry actually comes from scotland watch QI sometime you'll find out) and has thousands of curry shops they're pretty nice yum yumm yummy
[edit] Curry Sauce
Staple food of the poor man, great with Kebabs, Chip-dipping and Prawn Crakers (Shrimp Chip or Shrimp Cracker). Usually sold by Chinese restaurants and German markets where a dipping-chilli is supplied.
[edit] CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRY
This is a cry often shouted by Richard Murray to make people laugh. Because his surname's "Murray". Hence the joke. It's the rhyme, you see.
[edit] Chilli
Chilli is to curry what heroin is to marijuana, although somewhat more expensive. Chilli addicts start off taking curry just for kicks, but soon find it can no longer deliver the high they needed, so they take chilli instead. The strongest type - Malaysian Death Chilli - is so hot that if someone not accustomed to it were to even look at a bowl of noodles containing just one single drop their head would immediately turn into a supernova. And that really, really hurts. It is said that, in Peruvia (or Argiebargietina or somewhere else in the country of Southamerica) there is a chilli so hot that locals mix it with water and use it to strip the paint off cars. But this is not true because, as everyone knows, Southamerica is a mythical country that does not really exist.
[edit] The Dreaded Curry Monster
“"Oh Sweet Lord No, The Curry Monster of Birmingham has struck me down!"”
~ Oscar Wilde on Curry Monster
“Deci...deci...deci...deci...”
~ Deci on Deci
Also to be greatly feared (or revered, by some fanatical sects) is the legendary CURRY MONSTER. First mentioned in ancient Hindu/Muslim/Brown-People-Related texts, the Curry monster is described as the Almighty Bringer of Curry, The Most Yellow One and in some rare instances, He Who Must Not Be Smelt. The ancient texts attribute the mythical powers of curry to the monster, such as:
- Super Spicy Curry Breath
- The Gaze of the Many Spices
- Giga Curry Blast
The monster can only be slain by forcing a peppermint (Extra Extra Extra Extra Strong) down its throat. Unfortunately, upon this occuring, the Curry Monster will unleash his (patented)Hyper Curry Death Shriek. All who hear this death wail will be instantly incinerated into a small pile of curry (colour varies depending upon ethnic origins).
The monster was first seen in India, and then in India, and then in India again. The monster then decided to emmigrate, as three consecutive lynchings followed by reincarations made it feel unwanted. The monster had a brief visit to China, it is said that its curriful influence turned all Chinese people yellow for all eternity. The beast then travelled to France, giving them the idea for smelly cheese, and then crossed the English Channel to England where it resided in Birmingham until late 2006. The creature was chased out of town, and into London where it has been living ever since, scaring cows and small children. A known victim, who became a curry monster, after being infected, is Leann. She will never recover, but feast on many others.
[edit] Common types of curry
- Chicken
- Lamb
- Elephant
- Owl
- Tim
- Sea-cucumber
- Penis
- Goat
- Tandoori Scotsman
- Gavin Curry
- Monster
- Durry Curry
- Dick Cheese
- Mac 'n' cheese (that is a curry, right? Sorry I'm from America)
- Coffee
- Man
- George W Bush
[edit] The Origination of the Word
The word originates from the singaporian word currenius, the father of an ancient singaporion hero: Hercules. He just threw random crap into a bowl and called it currenawul after himself. The word then spread all around the world and word leaders decided to change the mighty name into some random gibberish: CURRY. Currenius was angry and HE BECAME THE CURRY MONSTER. (see above) Who knows how it will change next?
