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  Atlanta, GEORGIA - When the SFR button - which seems to have been added onto almost every computer keyboard - is pushed, computers go into a bout of electronic storming as colors and sounds and millions of websites join together into a kaleidoscope of knowledge, principle, and power, and "Suddenly French Resistance" (SFR), which then cancels out net censorship. Full story»
 SEOUL, South Korea -- South Korea is set to carry out a chemical beheading of a serial smoocher later this week, implementing recent legislation for the first time. The new procedure involves a strong burly policeman forcing the convict to kneel in front of a bucket of Sulphuric Acid and then forcefully plunging his head into the caustic chemical until it is entirely dissolved. Full story»
 GEORGE TOWN, Grand Cayman -- An anonymous Unnews sleuth currently down in the Cayman Islands is hot on the trail of the real owners of the United States of America; but so far he has uncovered more questions than answers. As of May 18th 2012 the US national debt has risen to a whopping $15,716,847,744,783. Full story»
 New York City, USA -- Days after Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg got married to his long time girlfriend, Facebook is now celebrating one of the worst opening three days on Wall Street, well ever. Was it because nobody knows about his company? Full story»
 NEWTOWN, Conneticut -- A hit squad masquerading as garbage truck operators was arrested in Newtown this morning, after a traffic policeman, upon examining the truck, found a mysterious symbol engraved on it. Fearing a terrorist threat, he called the Conneticut P.D, which apprehended and arrested the truck drivers. Full story»
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