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“They say they wish to cure us, I say we are the cure!”
~ Sir Ian McKellen on homosexuality

A thing that kills little baby defenseless diseases. Or, other stuff, like for instance:

  • A Glock 9mm - cures life in most mammals.Or Zombies
  • some acid - cures most mammals from the negative effects of life.
  • aspirin - doesn't cure anything, but makes you feel better.
  • dictatorship - cures you from democracy.
  • Pretty Cure is some anime thing.
  • Then there's The Cure, a pop group. They're crap. The article explains how.
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  • That thing everyone seems to need.
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