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...Fresh, New, Cuntymints™!
That's right; now, you can have the fresh taste of cuntymints. Available in original, wankercunt™, or fuckshits™, you'll be bound to find a flavour through which you can garner a brief sense of satisfaction.
Invented at a highschool in late 2006, after pinching mints from all the mint packets in the food technology room, Cuntymints™ has become one of the most amazing confectioneries ever conceived. Just one mouthful, and you'll get the amazing blast of mint sensation in your genitals.
It's even endorsed by expert foodman Oliver Prosthesis, so get your fix of Cuntymints™ this minute!
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