That's right; now, you can have the ''fresh taste'' of cuntymints. Available in [[1|original]], [[Special:Ipblocklist|wankercunt™]], or [[Batman|fuckshits™]], you'll be '''bound''' to find a flavour through which you can garner a brief sense of satisfaction.
+
+
Invented at a highschool in late 2006, after pinching mints from all the mint packets in the food technology room, Cuntymints™ has become one of the most amazing confectioneries ever conceived. Just one mouthful, and you'll get the amazing blast of '''mint''' sensation in your [[cunt|genitals]].
+
+
It's even endorsed by [[User:Olipro|expert foodman Oliver Prosthesis]], so get your fix of Cuntymints™ this minute!
+
+
{{Listen|filename=Cmints_wmusic.ogg|title=Cuntymints!|description=Uncyclopedia has an audio version of this advertisement.}}
The Poo Lit Surprise has started. Pearls of humo(u)r or beads of perspiration are welcome. Are you ready to light your poo on fire? (Literally) The deadline is June 25th for entries/rewrites/images etc.
Introducting....
...Fresh, New, Cuntymints™!
That's right; now, you can have the fresh taste of cuntymints. Available in original, wankercunt™, or fuckshits™, you'll be bound to find a flavour through which you can garner a brief sense of satisfaction.
Invented at a highschool in late 2006, after pinching mints from all the mint packets in the food technology room, Cuntymints™ has become one of the most amazing confectioneries ever conceived. Just one mouthful, and you'll get the amazing blast of mint sensation in your genitals.
