Crowbar

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Gordon dork


“...”
~ Gordon Freeman on a crowbar
“This article only has one Half-Life joke”
~ Captain Obvious on a crowbar

A crowbar is a Trusty weapon of Gordon freeman

The Crowbar is the signature weapon of Gordon Freeman. It is the first weapon acquired in Half-Life, serving as a STRONG-IDK-KILLS-ZOMBIE-2TIMES weapon and a tool to break shits (Boxes, Woods) And A Instrument For Music By Hitting on a Metal or unbReakable Stuff Like Wierd Liquid

The crowbar is also a unique weapon That you can only get from Barney Wierd huh?

perhaps almost as famous as Gordon Freeman himself when referring to Half-Life and Quarter-Life

..................................... THATS IT!! Short Huh?


WHAT! YOU WANT MORE GO TO Half-Life 2

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