Cross-dressing

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Cross-dressing is the disgusting and perverted act of misapplying the wrong condiment to a particular salad.

Syaoran1

This is NOT a cross dresser.

Cross Dressers Through the Ages

Julius Caesar

In 44 BCE, Caesar allegedly ordered mayonnaise on the Roman salad which today bears his name. For this gastronomic crime (and others), he was assassinated with extreme prejudice.

Jesus Christ

In 33 AD, Jesus decided to have a light vinaigrette on a Greek salad as His last meal whilst being crucified. Apocryphal stories have widely circulated that He accidentally dropped the salad on top of Peter's head when He gave up the ghost. This strange incident has been used ever since by the Roman Catholic Church as their primary legal basis for the institution of the Papacy.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon allegedly enticed the Empress Joséphine to, quote, "C'm'ere and garnish my celery, bitch!". Needless to say, all of the major European powers were shocked and stunned by this extremely rude behavior of the penile-challenged Corsican despot. Joséphine, on the other hand, was reportedly turned on by the impromptu request, the unbridled whore.

Eeeek

This, however, is a cross-dresser, but in a Japanese way.

Abraham Lincoln

There are no recorded incidents of President Lincoln having practiced cross-dressing. Anything you may have read otherwise is a filthy lie.

Richard Nixon

In August 1972, President Nixon allegedly had lunch at the prestigious Watergate Restaurant. Nixon reportedly sent the salad back, half uneaten. It was revealed years later that the salad was wiretapped in order to obtain secret video recordings of liberal Democratic chefs engaging in inappropriate behavior while in the act of preparing food.

Dresswes

Cross dressing has begun to plague our public school systems.

Richard Nixon then was seen walking into so called "Victoria Secret" and then coming out with a dress...

Michael Jackson

All salad-related allegations were dropped in 1992.

Eric Cartman

Casa Bonita employees report that Mr. Cartman has committed several condiment snafus in the past. However the employees were all deported before questioning.

Meg Griffin

Mistaken for a male because she never eats salad.

Nigerian Army

New tactics to confuse and befuddle the enemy
Nigerian crossdresser

Trooping the fashion.

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