Crazy Frog
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Crazy Frog also known by his harshest critics as Twentieth Century Beethoven is a singer/songwriter/producer/God from Amercia (presumed) he is well known for vast and complex form of music. Frog is also an outspoken critic of all generic forms of music.
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[edit] Orgins
The origins of Crazy from are inherently complex. Frog was a result of a complex interbreeding plan (based on the Hasburgs plan years earlier] which was first copyrighted by the major music genres of the 90's. The major genres worried about the influx of crap monotonal sound submitted plans to MTV with the explicit aim of ending bad music.
Although initial plans were successful with great new bands like Back Street Boys and New Kids on the Block which enjoyed modest record sales with modest amount of teenage sluts the plan fell into dissaray when its interbreeding between Indie and Emo became all to ironic for Indie to handle.
The plan was shelved, much like your copy of the Bible. Some however still worried about the new and ultimately short lived craze of ... what do those young negros call it? hippy-hoppy... whatever it was called people were scared but much like the Democratic Party in the south the plan appeared to be dead.
But unlike the contempory Democratic Party in the sounth all was not lost. With the announcement that the spice girls were coming out of retirement the liberal music elite surged into action to which crazy frog was born that day.
[edit] Birth and Big Break
Like all great artists Crazy Frog was born with a birth deformities however unlike other great artists Crazy Frog was born with Multiple deformities unable to see, hear, taste, smell, breath and think. Despite this life was tough for young Frog, Even so Crazy Frog managed to release his first album entilited "Crazy Frog Presents: Shock Value....is shit" considered by everyone to be the finest album of the second. His first single "frogstar" combined a screamo/easy-listening beat with the elegent and purposely underused use of everyday sounds, a car for instance. The song was a smash hit, quite literally as three fans were arested for fighting over who knew the lyrics better. The song also eliminated the need for karaoke machines which only increased the popularity of the song. However Frog not one to milk a song over petty things like money released his second single "Yes I can rap too" which used a indie backdrop to a diverse array of west coast rap. The song while rated by critics as superior to "Frogstar" failed to attract the vital twelve year old girl market which by that time had formed the backbone of the industry. Frog was advised by many with-in the industry that to win over the twelve year old market he must move to a more broader and more complex sound far beyond the understanding of simple music critics it was a mistake he was not make again
[edit] Difficult Second Album
tbc im lazy right now
[edit] Grand Plan
Eventually, with the incredible boom of Jamster's animals on all forms of media, such that said animals are just barely visible on the moon, Jamster's master plan will soon be in action. Soon people will be brought to the brink of sanity by the frog. As a result, hundreds of televisions will be thrown from skyscrapers at a time, thousands of innocent bystanders will be crushed, mobile phones will be stolen and destroyed by passers-by that hear the tone, and soon, everyone will lose their sanity, or their will to live. The remaining sane ones will be crushed by televisions, radios, and telephones that are falling from tall buildings, planes and satellites. After the global insanity and paranoia, Jamster, immune to its own effects, will seize control. We must take them out now.
As such, I am calling on the aid of all military forces, all pyromaniacs, all gangs and all terrorists to do your duty - your duty to track down the Jamster headquarters and in an organised strike - or disorganised, I don't really care - the point is that you need to waste those singers, musicians and animators. No man must be left standing, nor any annoying CGI animal, because if I have to see that frog again I will personally start this wave of insanity, and that is a promise!
[edit] The end of Crazy Frog
[edit] See also
- Carl Rove's Great Big Memory Wiping Device
- Those ads down the left hand side (unless you've blocked them, you freeloading bastard) that sell patented subliminal technology
[edit] But don't see also
- Thorog.
- Deng Mamm
- The Eifel Tower
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(Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and that Swedish Guy however, are fair game.)
