Wanted - benevolent dictator to over-rule small African country. Immediate start, reasonable rates. Previous applicants should apply using relevant military force. References required. Box 3749
Own Broom? then you are just the person we need! Skilled floor cleanliness technician wanted to remove accumulating debris from various floors and floor-like surfaces. Applicants must be able to work within confined spaces, and be comfortable with removal of cinnamon sawdust. reply box 3420
Earn $$$$££££€€€€円円円円₨₨₨₨ from the comfort of your own home! - you too can earn MONEY from the comfort of your own home. Please sent a cheque for as much as you have to me, and I'll tell you more!
reply box 3421.
Wanted - Need help ruling Germany. Call Hitler at 1-800-EAT-JEWS
No Experience Needed! - Want to launch Nuclear missiles at Russians and Terrorists? Meet Rick at 42 Willson Avenue behind the dumpster
Gateway to Hell I only expect it to be $666, For more information call 672-666-0666
Man who had Van wants Van, to become Man with Van again, due to personality differences with previous van. Bedford Rascals need not apply. Box 3619
Will you do my job? I am lazy. do it for me. I might give you a slice of cake. Box 3420
keen, youthful uprising wants leader to help us overthrow the junta. expenses paid.Box 4529
Monkey wants organ to borrow for grinding coffee gig. Will pay reasonable costs. contact Monkey.
420 Guyzz drugs are like not makin u stupider or nohting. me Need buddy to smoke bud wit. call 555-8911 lol no popo or d.e.a.
Hey Schäume! - Do Deutschland einen Gefallen, Join das Dritte Reich und die überall in Europa! Heil Hitler! Rufen Sie mich an 1800-Eat-Juden. Wir sehen uns dann!
Runs like it's on a rail! Contact me quick for this quality motor. Good engine wear, novel electric motor, good body work. Slight steering issues hence only £200 for this quality scalectrix model motor. Rod, 09453 54032 - first to see will buy.
Government approved! One of a few chances for you to own this quality vintage car. Large engine, excellent ventilation holes, 2-track steering, FSH, Sunroof. War Deficit forces sale. Non runner - £300,000,000. contact Al, Box 320, Sudan.
Spares or Repair this excellent historical propellor plane, ex-project, age forces sale, is now for sale for parts. Will split if necessary. Contact Buddy or Rich, Bermuda, 255-500-3425
One of a kind offers for this one of a kind two seater car, sporty, colorful. Adoption forces sale. Contact Noddy or Biggy, T. Land, Box 2
SOLD:Cheap car still runs 1995 model 4-door sedan. Missing stereo, back speakers replaced and tied in with cable ties, check engine light has been on for two years. Needs $4k of repairs, including $1700 of damage to driver's side door. 308k miles on odometer. BONUS: Starfleet Academy sticker on back windshield. $200 obo.
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Lost? - help us find you. we can find anything - we have a really big list. Also includes naughty pictures for additional fee. contact Google inc with SAE for details.
Found - large quantity of marajuana at 13 Muhammad Alley. Call Marcus672-337-6592 for details.Prices start at $2.00 per pound.
WIKIPEDIA What's that all about then? someone tell me. I've never seen such a large collection of spelling errors. also, lies.
PS3 Stupid enough to buy Playstation 3, eviction notice from landlord. Used, so I only ask for $900. K thanx
ATOMIC WEAPON Roomate found it in kitchen, trying to make a profit. 672-703-1984. Ask for Todd.
Brand new $2 bill Send $9.99. Box 42 Yakima, WA. 89435
Sports Stadium Actually a small patch of grass and a single inflatable goal-post. Great for first-time buyers! $400.00/£0.03, ONO.
Unique Archictecture One of a kind house, designed by family arcihtect, with large quantities of space. Contact M Escher, Box 3345 for further info.
Box A highly mobile, versatile, one room bed-sit, with the possibility of excellent views and premier location. large vista patio. Meths c/h. OIRO 5 cans of special brew. Talk to jerry, corner of main and west.
Large, spacious room for surprisingly little rent, must be willing to share with rather antisocial, unholy flesh-automaton, and irrational genius professor. House is subject to frequent lightning strikes, making it unsuitable for those with pacemakers. - Mr F, Box 3758
Luxurious cruise liner requires minor maintenance, you could own this one-of-a-kind Historic steamship.Buyer may need minor salvage gear to re-furbish vessel. available for inspection at 41°43′N 49°56′W. contact the White Star Line for details.
Sieves. they make excellent buoyancy aids. Try it and see, or your money back. Box 3273
Keep off Pirates with our patented Pirate-b-gone system. contains all you need to repel at least 47 pirates. refills available. Send for information. Box 3854.
Monkey see, Monkey do, which is a bit of a problem when you are trying not to start a thermonuclear war. offers for quick sale, - Please? Contact Chief Vet PO Mosley c/o HMS Spigot, somewhere in the atlantic. Box 2235
Float-a-goat inflatable goat rafts. made for goats, of goats, by goats. you cannot beat the best. box 2247