Cosbymon
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Cosbymon is a show that is a parody of the Cosby show, and Pokemon produced by Bill Cosby in 2004. The show ran for 999 episodes on cartoon network, becoming the only show cartoon network allowed to run past 65 episodes because of the good ratings. According to unbiased tv critics, the show was exactly 200 million times better than Pokemon, and had various video games made like pokemon.
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[edit] History
Back in 2002, when Bill Cosby was watching his favorite show, Pokemon, and eating a pudding pop, he came across an idea: he could make a show that was better than Pokemon, ten times better. It would have better fighting, and it would have pudding in it. Mr. Cosby came up with the idea, Cosbymon, and started work on it right away. He created an animation company called Cosbymation and hired various anime animators to work on it.
He did all the voice acting himself because he was too cheap to hire any. There were one or two voices which were provided by his son Theo from the Cosby Show. Bill Cosby and his animation crew took 5 seconds to make the first episode of Cosbymon. Bill Cosby then contacted cartoon network to get the show on TV. Cartoon network ran out of ideas for any good cartoon around this time, so they were desperate and gave the man a chance. The first episode was aired in April 2003. The animation was terrible because Bill Cosby was a cheapskate who was only in it for the money. He made a cheap show in the 1970s called Fat Albert that was a success, so, he figured, why use high production now. Not surprisingly, children loved the show. They wanted to watch it 20 times a day. The show got really high ratings and cartoon network gave Cosby a 999 episode deal and paid him over 4 billion dollars for the rest of the series.
[edit] Plot of Cosbymon
Cosbymon is similar to Pokemon. It is about a Cosbymon trainer that has the goal to have the most jellomon.It is his life long dream because he came from a line of fine jellomon trainers,the cosby family which consisted of his dad bill cosby ,his wife clair, and his sister denise. to make a jellomon,one has to buy jello and chant magic words to it to make it into a jellomon. It stars an alternate version of theo from the cosby show. Theo is a kind 15 year old young man but he has problems with sex with furries He particularly likes fat furries and prefferes female foxes. He has sex with many of them. He doesn't use a condom. However, he uses a super condom that makes him into a superhero called Pimpmaster who saves women from bad marriages by having sex with them when their husbands are gone. Many of the episodes having theo transform into the superhero. Anyway he killed one of his pokemon pikachu by force feeding him to much jello an he exploded. Theo has 4 friends that follow him. they are his father bill, an alternate version of bill cosby that is addicted to pudding pops and likes JAZZ and Kodak FILM.He is a mentor to the young theo. then it is Vegeta who is extremely gay. He wears lipstick and a dress despite being huge and muscular. he is in love with theo and masturbates to pictures of him 900000 times a day. then there is Weegee. He is a creepy guy with bulging eyes that pops randomly out of nowhere. he likes spaghetti and eats it all the time. The last member is minerva mink whom everybody has a crush on,except vegeta. she frequently shows her tits on the show and strips to help them defeat enemies. she also likes pooping on theo a lot. she just likes it to make him angry.the 4 people regularly go on adventures together creating jellomon and competing in jellomon tournaments. They find many different magic words to learn. the more magic words you know, the more jellomon can be created. frequently redman and methodman appear and try to steal Theo's jellomon. but bill cosby uses his magic jazz to turn them into japanese school girls and eats them. in the next episode redman and methodman appear even though they were eaten by bill in the previous one. there are many types of jellomon. some of them are listed bellow
[edit] Some of the Jellomon
Pikachu: A mouse Pokemon that theo punishes for smoking his crack, weed, huff, paint, white china, and smurfs. He punishes him by force feeding him gallons of watermelon flavor Jello and killing him in the first episode.
Jigglyhuff: A cosbymon that likes having sexual intercourse with random items like computers. Tt also likes blowing up like a balloon and can be used for things such as basketball and volleyball. Bill Cosby gets into the NBA in one episode by cheating and using Jigglypuff to win games as a basketball, she would just go into the hoop everytime.
MewThree: An angry African American Emo/Goth that is angry about everything. He hates his own life and wishes he could be a producer like P.Diddy. He frequently throws things around, especially chairs. In his spare time he is usually found slapping Theo around with his tails and or feet.
Squattle: A female Jellomon turtle that shots sperm out of her bunghole. The sperm can kill, and cause death by dieing immediately. Theo has three of them in the show for reasons unknown.
[edit] Other Characters in Show
Fat Albert-an obese character from a previous cartoon that bill cosby made. he's an enemy of the main characters and frequently appears to try to fart on them. His farts are so powerful that they can paralize you for several days and may even kill you. the main characters get killed by fat albert's farts frequently but somehow come back in the next episode.
Claire-Bill Cosby's wife from the cosby show made in the 1980s. She sometimes pops out of nowhere and tells bill he needs to do more chores around the house and constantly nagging him about her menopause. She sometimes brings him a subway sandwich and a 2 liter soda so he will be persuaded to come home and have intercourse with her like they used to.
Eazy E-The comedy relief character. He occasionally helps the characters if they have problems by getting them drunk from 40s and sells them blunts to make a profit. Some of the episodes of the cartoon are all just about smoking weed with Eazy E.
[edit] Reviews
There are various reviews that were given to cosbymon. Oscar Wilde thinks that cosbymon was a "crappy" show that should have been canceled after one episode. He states that the show was a random ripoff of Pokemon that had no real point or continuum. The creator of the Powerpuff Girls Chris McCrakken said that he thought the show was innovative and funny. "The concept of creatures made out of food was brilliant." Chris stated. Ratings were really good for the show for the first and second seasons 4/5. But, seasons after that got 2/5 ratings because it seemed that Bill Cosby ran out of plots to create and just made things that were really random. Bill Cosby gets into the NBA is an example of the episodes after the second season.
[edit] Spin-Off/Sequal Plot
When bill cosby was still working on Cosbymon he decided to do a sequal to the Cosbymon trilogy called Cosbymon Revolution. He started production on the show in 2005 and the pilot was made in April 2006 on Cartoon Network. The show takes place many years after the events of the original Cosbymon show. Theo Huxtable is now 43 years old and the original Cosbymon team split up. Bill Cosby is now an evil tyrant. The backstory which is explained in the pilot episode explaines events that lead up to Bill Cosby becoming evil. It started 10 years ago when Theo and Bill formed a training academy to train new jellomon trainers. Theo was an experienced trainer at this time and wanted to open a school to teach younger members along with his father. It was a father and son operated school. Bill and Theo hired various teachers and staff to work there. They even taught some classes themselves. The school was well known and many legendary jello trainers went there.
However Bill Cosby went crazy and power hungry overtime. He forgot the original purpose of the school. He got greedy and started stealing magic jello from students and staff to make his jello monsters more powerful. He then started training some of the studnets to become evil and alliagn themselves with his organization. He then used his jello monssters for evil by terrorizing people, and murdering others. Theo quickly realized this and begged his father to change his ways for the good of all humanity. Bill refused and offered theo an oppuritunity to join him with the forces of evil.Theo refused to align himself with Bill, and soon after he hired lawyers to convict bill of evil and send him to jello prison. However,people were too afraid to go against him. The jello he stole made him too powerful. After Theo's first plan was foiled he then decided he had no choice than to try and battle his own father, but his jellomon were far to week and outmatched against Bill's superior jellomon
So Theo fled the battle and ran far away from the school. Bill now had full control over the school so he couldn't possibly go back to it. He stayed in exile for many years because he was afraid to go against his father again. Bill was a powerful dark lord that he could never compete with. Plus,Bill was his dad and he didnt want to hurt him. After 10 years,and turning 43 years old theo realized that his father gotten even more evil before and decided to take action against him. Theo then looked for followers to help overthrow his father. He couldn't round up the other team members that were in the original Cosbmon team because they were kidnapped by Bill, and refused to give up there magic jello to him because it was too delicious. There was just one semi free member named Minerva Mink. She had the job as a personal stripper for Bill. Theo was somehow able to sneak into "The Cosby Evil Bace Of Epic Evilness (And Pudding)" (as Bill would call his headquarters) and get Minerva's help. She was alright in her position as Bill's stripper, she had to have sex with bill every night but it paid very well.
She agreed to help Theo because she was commited to good.(Actually,it was because she thought theo was an extremely sexy beast and just wanted to fuck him, for she was tired of stripping for Bill who was a stinky,old 70 year old fart). So they formed a rebel organization. The goal of the organization was to possibly kill bill and stop his evil plans. The Cosbymon Revolution franchisse follows the advenures of Theo and Minerva Mink who came up with various schemes to stop his dad's evil plans. Thus they hired various team members to go on missions to take out bill's defenses.These members were Rouge the Bat,Sailor Moon, and an alternate version of Janet Jackson. They joined Theo's team because he was very sexy and they all wanted to suck his big black penis.
You see how long this article is compared to the cosbymon one? This is because Bill allowed his son theo to be the writer for this show when Bill was the original writer for Cosbymon. Bill didn't do the writing himself for cosbymon but he essentially paid the writers of the show to use his ideas. Theo was way more smarticle than Bill and was able to make Cosbymon Revolution more complex and serious than the original. The original cosbymon was random bullshit, this is becasue bill cosby is an old lunatic who thinks pudding and jello can talk to him (even though everyone knows that).
The sudden change from the series was highly controversial. The ratings were pretty bad because kids only wanted to see random crap happen like in the original Cosbymon. Revolution WAS random but not enough randomness was included. Yet it was actually a well produced show with a good story. Its just that 10 year olds were not mature enough to watch something as intelligent and provoking as this series. Theo had then realized Revolution was better for an older audience so he begged his dad to ask cartoon network to put Cosbymon Revolution on their Adult Swim block. However,the network executives thought that Revolution was a kid show like Cosbymon because it did not have enough sex and blood to please the Adult Swim viewers. So revolution just continued to run on cartoon network for only one season before it got taken off. The show is now on DVD and is a popular collectors item.
[edit] Cancellation
In 2020 the cosbymon show got canceled because one episode showed two Pikachus having relations with eachother. Parents thought this was inappropriate for children so there was a mass protest against the show. From that point on, parents stopped their children from watching the show in efforts to fight back. This did not go unnoticed for ratings went down, way down. Cartoon Network decided that the show should be canceled because it wasn't making money anymore. Bill Cosby got into a rampage and tried to kill everybody in the studio with his Homing Laser Shotgun. He murdered several Cartoon Network executives along with some of his cartoon artists. He then shot himself, in the arm, thus killing him. But in 2055 Bill Cosby was resurrected by Mama Luigi to aid him in destroying the planet.
The First Few Episodes:
- The Jazz
- My Man Theo
- Jello Pudding
- Yummmy Pudding
- Lego Block
- Japanese School Girls Are Yummy
- Minerva Mink's Mystery Fetish
- Bill Gets Into The NBA
- Pimpmaster
- Cribs
- The New Coke
- Heh Heh Heh
- Brain Damage
- Keidz
- Multilayer
- Meet Dr.Acula
- CAPS LOCK
- New Jello Pudding Pops
- Creme Gilded Onions
- Oklahoma!?
- Shut Sho Mouth
- Really Long Title
- 2 And Over
- Counting to Z
- Jump roping Skillz
- I cAn'T fIx ThE DaMn TeXt
[edit] See also
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