Corn snake

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	NOT SAFE FOR PLANES!!
	The snake you are looking at may not be plane safe! If Samuel L. Jackson saw this, claim that he did not look like a bitch. Otherwise, continue to read it until your snake urges are sated.

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A large scale corn snake breeder showing off one of her prize snakes, note the docility, practically comatose state of this specimen

“These snakes are amaizeing”
~ Pun on Corn snakes

The corn snake (cornius snakus) is a snake that bears an uncanny, although completely superficial resemblance to corn which is thought to aid in camouflage (and therefore is in no way related to the elephant). Furthermore the corn snake, unlike the corn, is perfectly harmless unless eaten, (which will cause the subject to spontaneously behave like Samuel_L._Jackson). Whilst commonly kept as pets this particular species is still banned from transport on passenger airlines due to the tragic incidence of snakes on a plane.

[edit] Adaptations

This is a medium sized snake i.e not as small as an atom but not half as big as this really big tree. It feeds by sucking the sap out of corn plants and is a common pest to American farmers, causing one farmer to exclaim quite eloquently "I've had enough of these mothafuckin snakes in my mothafuckin field".

[edit] Varieties

Corn snakes now come in a huge number of varieties due to scientists fusing their genes with everyday items.

Butter corn snake	I can't believe its not butter corn snake, no really i can't	Candy cane corn snake	Snow corn snake
Bloodred corn snake	Charcoal corn snake	A mix of different hatching corn snakes