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<span style="font-size: 120%;">Among its many virtues, Uncyclopedia contains objectionable content, such as depictions of sex, violence, dark satiric parody, speaking truth to power, or other materials not intended for <span title="babies">''a general audience''</span>.</span>
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">Uncyclopedia contains objectionable content, such as depictions of sex, violence, dark satiric parody, speaking truth to power, or other materials not intended for <span title="babies">''a general audience''</span>.</span>
   
 
<div style="width:160px; padding: 5px; background: none; float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid #888; font-size:80%;">[[File:Oscar.jpg|center|150px|link=]]<span style=" font-weight: bold;">"Go away" advises the great satirist as he beckons you forward.</span></div>
 
<div style="width:160px; padding: 5px; background: none; float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid #888; font-size:80%;">[[File:Oscar.jpg|center|150px|link=]]<span style=" font-weight: bold;">"Go away" advises the great satirist as he beckons you forward.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">Dark comedy? Some of the comedy is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50-megaton nuclear explosion.</span>
 
<span style="font-size: 85%;">Dark comedy? Some of the comedy is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50-megaton nuclear explosion.</span>
 
<span style="font-size: 85%;">That said, you will find great parody and satire here. Parody often uses humor<ref>Spelled ''Humour'' in Britain, ''Craic'' in Ireland, ''Sledging'' in Australia, ''Hobbit'' in New Zealand and ''Moose'' in Canada.</ref> to illuminate serious social issues which may cause you to think about the world and your place in it. Due to this thought provoking nature, we advise that the site be avoided by anyone with a rigid ideology, dearly-held creed, or other irrational phobia.</span>
 
   
 
<span style="font-size: 85%;">As a result of all this, we advise that the content of this wiki only be viewed by nominally adult audiences.</span>
 
<span style="font-size: 85%;">As a result of all this, we advise that the content of this wiki only be viewed by nominally adult audiences.</span>
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<span style="font-size: 85%;">In specific though, this site is really funny. </span>
 
<span style="font-size: 85%;">In specific though, this site is really funny. </span>
 
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Content Warning

Uncyclopedia contains objectionable content, such as depictions of sex, violence, dark satiric parody, speaking truth to power, or other materials not intended for a general audience.

Oscar
"Go away" advises the great satirist as he beckons you forward.

This is a scary, scary place, with depictions of violence that makes hardened Vietnam vets turn away in disgust. It is a sexy, sexy place, with handy guides on how to get laid, how often to get laid, and what you can have sex with - including octopods, robots, extinct species, and organically grown produce.

Dark comedy? Some of the comedy is so dark that it can only be illuminated by a 50-megaton nuclear explosion.

As a result of all this, we advise that the content of this wiki only be viewed by nominally adult audiences.

In general, Wikia does not review nor endorse the content of this or any other wiki. For more information about our policies, visit Wikia's Terms of Use.

In specific though, this site is really funny.

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