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edit Concept, what is it?
The thoughts of concept are actually all wrong. You see, concept is the place , not the mind, if you catch my drift. As God once said, Concept is a perception of thought, controlled by Jonathan's mind. As you thought, everyone loved it, even they didn't understand it.
when you picture concept, you are supposed to picture a world where jonathan's mind controlled evrything. But as god later said at another press conference. i actually take back what i said about Jonathan. But my idea of concept is clear. concept is the place, not the mind.....
Jonathan later confessed that his brain was taken out by Many A Thing. Weird huh?
Concept is also thought of as an idea. Well, think about scrabble. it has letters and words right. But that's not the point. The board is made of cardboard. If it wasn't made of anything, then it wouldn't be a concept. Duh!
This is a concept, not a republic, ok. Just thought id make that point.
edit When and Where
Concept was made up when God said to some random human, what's cooking, eh. Even though this makes sense, thus proving that conception is wrong, it doesn't matter. When a fish eats a bagel, does that make the bagel a doughnut? No. That's why its a concept, not mind.
It all happened one day in the kitchen. God was cooking some yummy Pasta Resticaruta in a place known as heaven to most, but it actually was an Apartment in down town London. This particular flat held 1 half eaten bagel, 1 really fat fish right next to the bagel, two dead trees named Jonathan, and Zeus, lately picking himself up from being assaulted by telemarketers. This brings us nicely to Kabooiushtuioshtyguythinism.
Just a random word i made up, but later, God said. Kabooiushtuioshtyguythinism is a fact, and sometimes fat, i mean fact is stranger than fiction, but that doesn't matter. I officially rename myself to John. So God. John. Kk, sorry god. JOHN. I no, i no. God, please.. ITS F*C***G JOHN U ASS!!!
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John is very strong on this concept, whatever concept means. JOHN: I told you it was a place, not a mind. Idiot. Inteviewer: Ok Ok John, calm down. CHOIR SUCKS! We all no that. Stop stating the obvious.
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edit And back to Concept
to many, concept is thought of as a drug, which is highly wrong.
David Hyutshu: When we get concept, we get high. Its simple. With drugs, u mix the Hydrophoxicadiumasitade with Hydrozipholicydeumadiadeumproxinodium and then dropped it into a barrel of Hunternutin with a dabble of feruletium.
Interviewer: Hmm, well this sounds interesting. So your saying when you mix these things together you will realise what concept is?
David Hyutshu: No, what im saying is that concept is wrong. by mixing these you get drugs,w hich by theory is concept.
John: YOU ARE ALL WRONG. WRONG I TELL YOU
edit The Infinite Improbability factor of Concept and everything concerning it
well, to discover the infinite improbability factor of concept you first must work out was infinite equals, but to do this, how do u describe improbability?
First, what is prob. Well prob is a really bad way to spell probe. So now, what does probe mean. Probe is to prod. To prod is to destroy, according to the dictionary of Calculusimonitilius Mantus (Calculus). Ality is the something different altoghether.
You gotta find out the factor, or number, of 'a'.
So now Ality is 6928675678.
SO, altogether Improbability means George Bush.
When we got a person to describe Infinite to me, he says e=ymc2. then another person said that jty6= ymc2-j4ty.
When i used a Calculus and i noted ymc2, i got nothing.
First of all, we need to find the circumference of a moose.
A moose, more commonly spelt Muusse, is the offspring of a retarded Fish Creature having butt sex with 1 Monkey, 2 Caterpillars, and 1 Antellopital (LONG SINCE EXTINCT). The circumference of a moose is 18207m2. Which, in retard words, is 10.1. Now, with the circumference of a moose, we can move on.
edit The Final Factor
The final factor ends up being, INCONCLUSIVE! i hope you enjoyed this complete waste of time! :)
edit Concept, in Religion
Now, we must see Concept, in Religion. When we put Concept in Religion, it seems to contradict the whole thing. Well, You are right, as we will later discover through our INTENSE research. I hope you like essays! :)
edit What is Religion
Well, before we can start, we must establish WHAT RELIGION IS!!! To find this out we must do many things. First, lets go inside and peer around. You find yorself if a room, dark musty room, room of silence... Ok, ill stop it. Its a light lively room full of prostitutes and traders. Wait, you would think to yourself, there is something wrong here. prostitutes, traders, place of worship... this better not be a biblical story!! It isn't... Well, the nuclear number for prostitutes is 1.2 and traders is 6.46. Lets do some maths.
1.2 + 17 X 6.46 = Once figured this out, move onto the next question. 4 = Once done, read this!
CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU JUST DID MY HOMEWORK FOR ME!!!!YAY!! WELL DONE!! :)
edit All Together
Concept in Religion is a scam, and Using this to complete my homework is fun AND good. Don't try this at home kids, some consider it cheating.....
edit What is The Next Step
Well what is it??
edit Two Days Later
I STILL DONT KNOW!!
edit A RANDOM TIME FRAME LATER
edit A Day in the Life of CONCEPT!!
Ohhh, i hope this isn't another one of em biography thingys......
edit Who Made this Article??
The Maker of this Article is..... Ahh, can't waste such a great opportunity!! Who do YOU think i AM??? Try IT. You wouldn't dare.... Or is it, You wouldn't get it correct, or right... IM CONFUSED... Oh well, Can you guess???
edit Can't Guess?
Hehe, YOU LOSE AND I WIN!! LADIDADIDA!! I WIN!! I BEAT YOU AT A CHILDREN'S TRIVIA! AHAHAH AHAHA, * gag, cough, choking, wheezing*