Conan O'Brien
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Conan "CoCo Christopher" O'Brien (also known as "Coney Island," "Jay Leno," "Stephen Colbert,", "David Letterman", "That Guy Who Comes On Before Jimmy Fallon", and "Jimmy Fallon") is allegedly an American talk show host, television personality, comedic performer, writer, singer, dancer, butcher, baker and candle stick maker, and is the current host of The Tonight Show on NBC.
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[edit] Background
O'Brien was born in Brookline, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston, the son of Gertie, a writer for Steve Allen's The Tonight Show, and Thomas Jefferson O'Brien, a physician, epidemiologist, professor of medicine and stand up comedian at Harvard. He is the fifth of three children. O'Brien's family was Irish Catholic and descended from pre-Civil War era immigrants; in a Late Night episode, O'Brien paid a visit to County Kerry, Ireland, where his ancestors originated. He learned that to escape from the Famine, his ancestors became talk show hosts with really bad hair. Their quick wit made them very popular with the occupying English forces and they were allowed one potato a month, or a trip to America. They chose the trip.
[edit] Education
He graduated magna cum laude in 1985 with an A.B. in History and Literature and a C.D. of Ethel Merman. His senior thesis concerned the use of Jay Leno's chin as a method of feeding the third world.
[edit] Career
[edit] Late Night
This is where things get interesting. O'Brien tried his hand at writing, but after sixty two failed TV series, he was given his own show. Why? God only knows. It was to be known as "Late Night! with Some Guy", a talk show with sketches and guests and shit.
[edit] The Final Episode
Conan sketches improved with the years as did his mobility. He and his team, which included the sultry announcer Andy Richter, created many more wonderful and award winning sketches. Andy had sadly left the show in the year 2000 to live out his childhood dream of becoming a home owner and a leading man. He failed on both counts. Andy broke down in tears on the episode, exclaiming he had finally realised his only talent was being a sidekick to Conan. Conan assured him he would have a place on The Tonight Show.
[edit] The Tonight Show
Conan began hosting The Tonight Show on (Nobody Cares). His new take on the show has been very successful, with there often being up to two jokes in every show.
[edit] Personal Life
O'Brien was in a relationship with Phoebe from Friends, until O'Brien decided to move to New York to pursue a television show. After chasing it for six months, he finally caught it with a butterfly net. O'Brien met Elizabeth Ann 'Liza' Powel in 2000 when she appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien in a porn spoof involving, of course, Andy Richter. Conan was amazed by her techniques, and even moreso by Andy's. They married in 2002 in a lavish ceremony atop the Space Needle in Powel's native Seattle. Max Weinberg, the leader of Conan's Late Night band, actually fell to his death during the ceremony, causing Conan to quip "he made quite a splash, if you know what I mean", causing the congregation to break into laughter and forget to call an ambulance.
[edit] Sex Life
[edit] Comedy and Mannerisms
Conan's humorous delivery and laughable appearance, coinciding (or should that be Conanciding? See what I did there?) with his top notch writing and ever inventive mind made The Tonight Show one of the worst shows on television. Conan was praised by critics for his confidence in years 3 to 7, but balked at the condition under his contract that stated he must appear naked in every episode. The shows decline from witty satire into sexual deviance gained international attention. Conan's humor often involved insults, self deprecation, mime, one liners and saying words that sounded like rude words but were actually perfectly normal words.
[edit] Off Camera Personality
Conan has been described as having a very shy, yet aggressive personality off camera. He describes himself as "lacking in self esteem". He seems to suffer from mental illness stating "it'd be a lot easier to be paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me." He uses comedy as a form of therapy, allowing his neuroses out in the form of comedic dances. He cries anytime anyone mentions anything funny that he didn't write exclaiming "why didn't I think of that? My brain!". Conan's body and appearance is often a source of self-derision for him. However, while his appearance is often mocked by Conan himself, he fiercely defends his honour, and partakes in up to seven duels a year.
[edit] Future
Years after 2000, the future was still "in the year 2000", has mentioned by LaBamba. This means, Conan's present was somewhere in the 90's. As Conan now hosts "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", La Bamba claims that the future is the year 3000. Anyway, Conan says he hopes one day to make it in the world of expressive theatre, with comedy merely being a sideshow for him. "I really want to express myself" he announced on his show. "Comedy is not something I want to base my life around. I want to make a play about the Famine in Ireland and how not to catch it. I myself am immune, but I want to help people". Going on, he explained "I know I'm really, really, funny and really, really, Bill O'Reilly rich, but I want more. I don't want to be a clown. I can write comedy, and I know people are stupid and will laugh at anything I do, but I want to be serious." An audience member asked "So no more human clowning then?" "Why didn't I think of that? My brain!" Conan quickly retorted, his legendary wit and comic touch evident. So what does the future hold for Mr. O'Brien? Quite a lot. By restoring America's self esteem in these turbulent times by showing fart gags are always funny, he can bring us into the new century. Maybe even into the year two thousand. Who knows? From humble beginnings he gave so little, to so few and asked for so much. We only ask long may he continue inventing, changing and just being an all-round wonderful guy. Yet, in the Year 3000, perhaps things will change. Yet again, the world will end in the year 2012.
[edit] Where Are They Now
Currently working on the Frankenstein II hologram project spearheaded by Sajak, Pat.
