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'''Commanism''' (Latin: ''Commanismus'') is a grammatical [[system]] used in the English language which involves structuring a sentence by the use of commas so that every part of the sentence has equal weight and equal meaning to another part. Thus Commanism helps keep every word in every sentence equal and therefore fair. Its first use in the English [[language]] came from the Norman technique of seperating English sentences out with pauses in between the sections so that they could pronounce the English better in their ''ridicule'' French accents. [[Karl Marx]] invented the extremist form of Commanism that we all know today.
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| colspan="3" align="center" |'''People who benefit the most from ideology:''' Powerful People, the [[Government]].
 
   
'''Political Spectrum Position:''' Far left - Between [[Mitt Romney]] and [[Darth Vader]].
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{{Q|What[']s the point in punctuation if no one ever uses it[?]|George Bush}}
   
'''Opposing Ideologies:''' [[Capitalism: in grammar|Capitalism]], Extremalationism, Free Speechmarksinism.
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==Grammatical Capitalism In Review==
   
'''Main Supporters:''' [[North Korea]], [[George Bush]], The Left-Wing Association of Commas.
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*'''People who benefit the most from ideology:''' Powerful people, the [[Government]].
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*'''Opposing Ideologies:''' [[Capitalism]], Extremalationism, Free Speechmarksinism.
Commanism (Latin: ''Commanismus'') is a grammatical [[system]] used in the English language which involves structuring a sentence by the use of commas so that every part of the sentence has equal weight and equal meaning to another part. Thus Commanism helps keep every word in every sentence equal and therefore fair. Its first use in the English [[language]] came from the Norman technique of seperating English sentences out with pauses in between the sections so that they could pronounce the English better in their ''ridiculouse'' French accents. [[Karl Marx]] invented the extremist form of Commanism that we all know today.
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*'''Main Supporters:''' [[North Korea]], [[George Bush]], The Left-Wing Association of Commas.
   
{{Q|What[']s the point in punctuation if no one ever uses it[?]|George Bush}}
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== Advantages of Commanism ==
   
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Commanism allows every word to have equal meaning, presence, and, truth. It does not allow one part, of a sentence to outweigh another. It therefore puts a comma in the middle of each sentence s,o that both parts of the sentence have equal numbers of words. In the world of Commanism writers have no freedom to write what they want as what if they wrote something innapropriate with unbalanced pause in the, sentence. Therefore the government has full control over, what writers think, write, and, publish. There are no "boom" or "bust" times so a writer can publish <s>the government's</s> their, work continuosly without having to worry about rising prices or lack of customers as everyone is <s>forced</s> encouraged to read the writer's work.
   
== Advantages of Commanism ==
 
 
Commanism allows every word to have equal meaning, presence, and, truth. It does not allow one part, of a sentence to outweigh another. It therefore puts a comma in the middle of each sentence s,o that both parts of the sentence have equal numbers of words. In the world of Commanism writers have no freedom to write what they want as what if they wrote something innapropriate with unbalanced pause in the, sentence. Therefore the government has full control over, what writers think, write, and, publish. There are no "boom" or "bust" times so a writer can publish the <s>government's</s> their, work continuosly without having to worry about rising prices or lack of customers as everyone is <s>forced</s> encouraged to read the writer's work.
 
   
 
== Disadvantages of Commanism ==
 
== Disadvantages of Commanism ==
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[[File:No smoking.jpg|thumb|left|200px|"Writer bother not with comma".]]
 
There is nothing to distinguish anyone's work from another's work so the people <s>incharge</s> in the government representative of the population want their work to shine as they have more <s>power</s> equal rights. The famous Communist, George Orwell, invented a rule to overcome this problem:
 
There is nothing to distinguish anyone's work from another's work so the people <s>incharge</s> in the government representative of the population want their work to shine as they have more <s>power</s> equal rights. The famous Communist, George Orwell, invented a rule to overcome this problem:
   
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People, in, government, could, now, make, their, words, even, more, equal, and, therefore, fairer, and, therefore, better, than, anyone, else's, words. This, was, a, huge, success, for, the, oligarchical, <s>upper, class</s>, equal, leaders, of, a, Commanist, country.
 
People, in, government, could, now, make, their, words, even, more, equal, and, therefore, fairer, and, therefore, better, than, anyone, else's, words. This, was, a, huge, success, for, the, oligarchical, <s>upper, class</s>, equal, leaders, of, a, Commanist, country.
   
After a while there is n,o incentive to write anything complicated. So sentence, become simple. Writing is, become poor. No one, bother read. Writer bother not with comma. Industrial production of word collpse as no incentive to write more. Country bankrupt. Speling pore. By-buy wourds...
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After a while there is n,o incentive to write anything complicated. So sentence, become simple. Writing is, become poor. No one, bother read. Writer bother not with comma. Industrial production of word collapse as no incentive to write more. Country bankrupt. Speling pore. By-buy wourds...
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 05:56, August 15, 2013

Commas

Commanism is taught in schools using simple phrases to brainwash children to write in a commanist way from an early age.

Commanism (Latin: Commanismus) is a grammatical system used in the English language which involves structuring a sentence by the use of commas so that every part of the sentence has equal weight and equal meaning to another part. Thus Commanism helps keep every word in every sentence equal and therefore fair. Its first use in the English language came from the Norman technique of seperating English sentences out with pauses in between the sections so that they could pronounce the English better in their ridicule French accents. Karl Marx invented the extremist form of Commanism that we all know today.

“What[']s the point in punctuation if no one ever uses it[?]”

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edit Advantages of Commanism

Commanism allows every word to have equal meaning, presence, and, truth. It does not allow one part, of a sentence to outweigh another. It therefore puts a comma in the middle of each sentence s,o that both parts of the sentence have equal numbers of words. In the world of Commanism writers have no freedom to write what they want as what if they wrote something innapropriate with unbalanced pause in the, sentence. Therefore the government has full control over, what writers think, write, and, publish. There are no "boom" or "bust" times so a writer can publish the government's their, work continuosly without having to worry about rising prices or lack of customers as everyone is forced encouraged to read the writer's work.


edit Disadvantages of Commanism

No smoking

"Writer bother not with comma".

There is nothing to distinguish anyone's work from another's work so the people incharge in the government representative of the population want their work to shine as they have more power equal rights. The famous Communist, George Orwell, invented a rule to overcome this problem:

“All words are equal. But some are more equal than others.”

People, in, government, could, now, make, their, words, even, more, equal, and, therefore, fairer, and, therefore, better, than, anyone, else's, words. This, was, a, huge, success, for, the, oligarchical, upper, class, equal, leaders, of, a, Commanist, country.

After a while there is n,o incentive to write anything complicated. So sentence, become simple. Writing is, become poor. No one, bother read. Writer bother not with comma. Industrial production of word collapse as no incentive to write more. Country bankrupt. Speling pore. By-buy wourds...

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