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The Command Key

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The Command key on Mac OS does stuff that the Ctrl key wishes it could do. Well, on Macs, anyway, because on them the Ctrl key just makes squiggly symbols.

Combinations

Partial list of Command combinations discovered by Al Gore as of 1921.
Command + A Send a hitman to kill Bill Gates.
Command + B Weaken the gravity between stars and planets.
Command + C Chickens peck out your eyes.
Command + D Make Detro eat a Big Mac. (Damn someone must be pushing this like 24/7).
Command + E Opens the whole personal profile database in FBI.
Command + F Transports you to KFC
Command + G Command an army consisting of all the goats in the world.
Command + H Send yourself to heaven.
Command + J Brings your mother in law into your residence.
Command + K Creates a wormhole.
Command + L Introduce, misplaced, commas, to, a, famous, book.
Command + O Oscar Wilde quotes appear on your computer.
Command + P Prints porn at double speed.
Command + Q Shrink anything in sight.
Command + R Reverses the effect of this command.
Command + S Shrink anything and make it explode.
Command + V Stamp an object picked up by Command + X.
Command + W Burn an object picked up with Command + X.
Command + X Pick up an object.
Command + Y Poke someone in the eyes.
Command + Z Force someone to go to sleep.
Command + Esc Escape prison if you have a computer.
Command + F1 Fires Donald Trump
Command + F4 Shut down your boss's Command button.
Command + F5 Shut down your neighbor's Command button.
Command + F6 Shut down your grandpa's Command button.
Command + F7 Shut down your Command button.
Command + F8 Summon the ghost of Hitler.
Command + F9 Summon the ghosts of Cooper's grandparents.
Command + F10 Divide by zeroY32%$@@@@@@@[Division by Zero occurred in #3421af80. Please reboot server to continue]
Command + F11 Make your mom more fat.
Command + F12 Gives you an F13 button.
Command + F13 Gives you an F14 button.
Command + F14 Makes both your F13 and F14 buttons self destruct.
Command + Tab Shove some text to the right farther than any ordinary tab key has ever shoved before.
Command + Caps lock change any text to lowercase letters without much effort.
Command + Shift Shift gears.
Command + Enter Enter a random house anywhere in the universe.
Command + 1 Summon two missiles.
Command + 2 Summons 2 dead people.
Command + 3 Summons 3 piles of crap
Command + 3.14 Summons your grandmother to create a pie for you.
Command + 4 Summons 4 Satan spawns
Command + 5 Summons five dime bags
Command + 6 Summon six missiles.
Command + 7 Summon seven missiles.
Command + 8 Summon eight missiles.
Command + 9 Summons 9 monkeys wired on mountain dew.
Command + 0 Summon a pigeon.
Command + $ Contrary to popular belief, this combination does not, in fact, make you rich.
Command + & Blink everything out of existence. (That's right, everything.) (No, Really, Everything.)
Command + * Create a clown, then kill it, then create a new one, then kill it, repeating forever.
Command + # Cause all dead people to come back to life, only to be killed by a clown seconds later.
Command + ~ Causes everyone around the globe to lose the ability to draw a straight line.
Command + - Pave a sidewalk.
Command + = Make 2 + 2 = 8.
Command + Backspace Delete a person from existence.
Command + { Summon a left-winger.
Command + } Summon a right-winger.
Command + ; Cause prostate cancer.
Command + ' Become Satan for a day.
Command + | Stop drug use once and for all.
Command + , Speed up time.
Command + . Stop time.
Command + ? What does this combo do?
Command + Makes you happy. (No, not with drugs.)
Command + Makes you racist.
Command + Windows You have both?!
Command + Command Command anything and everything.
Command + Alt Allow someone else to command things with you after pressing Command + Command.
Command + Make yourself happy.
Command + Sends you to Hell.
Command + Go over there.→
Command + ←Go over there.
Command + Alt + Del This performs all commands mentioned, above and below at once!
Command + Conquer Cancels the above command.
Command + 1 + 3 + 3 + 7 Summons Walt Whitman to rape you
Command + Ctrl Gives you control of the ghost of Bruce Lee.
Command + Home Takes you to you back to the womb
Command + End Brings forth the Apocalypse.
Command + ! Makes you surprised. At what? I don't know.
Command + PrtScrn Prints out real-life version of current picture on screen.
Command + ^ Make's you look up! wait don't look up! ahh your fucked.

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