Cockroach
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“JEW!”
~ Borat on Cockroach
“World domination!!!!”
~ Cockroaches in general.
“In Soviet Russia, cockroaches stomp on YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russia on cockroaches.
“They're everywhere!!!”
~ NYC resident.
“San Francisco is such a nice place to live!!!”
~ Cockroach from SF
Cockroaches are very ugly creatures. Viki is afraid of their long feelers and she hates their guts because they are just disgusting white thick liquid inside. Some people like to eat them because they are crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. have been the only documented animals known to be almost immune to radioactivity. Thus, cockroaches have been planning war on humanity for a total of 200,000 years running. The only thing keeping them from achieving their goal, is the well-known disease, Cancer. Since all cockroaches are immune to radioactivity, they cannot undergo chemotherapy, and with their accelerated heart rate, the blood pumps to the tumor much quicker, and makes it grow out of control. Once a cockroach is diagnosed with cancer, they have approximately 2 hours to live.
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[edit] Survival
Along with Keith Richards, cockroaches are known for surviving atomic bombs but not surviving a human foot. They can also survive up to around about a week headless. After one week the head regrenerates. However, the roaches personality is lost often leading to broken homes and alcoholism, and if the cockroach suffocates during that time, it actually explodes. Or that termites?
[edit] For fun
Cockroaches are extremely hygienic animals; in fact they are among the cleanest in the world. Hahaaa such shit Jessica Langley. Another thing roaches are known for, is daring each other to run across the kitchen floor, and fit themselves in the tightest places imaginable, usually the thickness of a piece of paper. Cockroaches taste really good.
[edit] ASAHWAR
Their plans for taking over the world have been slowed by the ASAHWAR (American stay-at-home women against roaches). The ASAHWAR are known to scream at the top of their lungs whenever spotting a roach, and try to smash it with books, dish soap, milk cartons, chairs, dumbells, high-heel shoes, dish rags, rocks, pets, your mom etc, whatever is in arms reach. If the woman fails at killing the roach, the scream will have most likely completely deafened the cockroach, preventing further communication between other roaches.
[edit] Languages
The cockroach communicates in a language only understood by other cockroaches. It is a mixture of English, Hebrew, Arabic, Spanish, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Thai, and Urdu. They also have the ability of telepathy.
[edit] Domination
Despite their delays, the cockroaches plan to have complete control over the world by the year 2020 or sooner (watch your backs!).
[edit] Admins
If Admins are exposed to these things, they have the urge to huff roaches, making them sick and mentally unbalanced.
