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Latest revision as of 07:39, December 29, 2012

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Sophia the Cleaver of Souls.

“Bury me between those sweet hills, in the warmth of that sunkissed valley”
~ Racso Edliw on Cleavage

edit Cleavage, a divine creation

The worship of beautiful female cleavage dates to Biblical times and true believers still find it to be divine. Alydia has hott ass-cleavage! Boo yah!


"Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and cleave unto his wife, and they shall be one flesh" (Genesis ii. 24)

edit Sophia has magnificent Cleavage!

Sophia-needa

Lo, Sophia, thine art perfection.

Cleavage, Also known as The Force, is a state of mind achieved through the act of "cleaving", which consists of the three-fold Buddhist practices of Mindfulness, Lifting, and Separation. Some are born with this gift, others have to undergo great suffering to achieve it, and a select few have it unwillingly thrust upon them by total strangers.

Cleavage has long been a state that is known to raise a man's consiousness and spirit, whereupon he is able to perform superhuman feats. Those achieving the loftiest states of Cleavage are looked upon as blessed individuals, and such is their generosity of spirit that they are keen to share this state with others.

edit Artificial Cleavage

Pam Grier

Saint Foxy demonstrating a more relaxed approach to the discipline of Cleavage.

Certain unenlightened folk, in an attempt to take on some of the glamour of these most blessed of people, use artificial means to achieve Cleavage. These include AirBrushing (popular New Age technique from California), Tissue Padding and Corsetry (see Keira Knightley).

In recent years a technique called the Silicone Valley method has been used by many people, though it is known to have many dangerous effects and often bizarre results, see Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham. A variant, the Silicon Valley method, is preferred by those who would never look a .GIF whore in the mouth (see Photoshop, no forget that and go get a life.)

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