Classical Murphydynamics

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“If it can go wrong, then it will go wrong, and at the worst possible time”
~ Murphy on Murphy's Law
“If it can't go wrong, then it won't go wrong, until the worst possible time”
~ Murphy on life
“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong, is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair”

Classical Murphydynamics, also known as CMD, is the macroscale equivalent of QMD. CMD explains the practical implications of Murphy's Law, such as why the last place you look is always where you find what you're looking for.

Basic Statement

The fundamental idea on which all Murphydynamics is based is that the least convenient outcome will always occur. In order to be reconciled with the Laws of Physics, this requires that convenience has energy. This mans that it is always harder to achieve a convenient outcome, and that convenience is inherently unstable.

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