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A '''citation''' is a tool{{Cn}} authors [[abuse|use]] to legally copy{{Cn}}, distribute{{Cn}}, cite{{Cn}} and downgrade others' works{{Cn}}. It is found mostly{{Cn}} in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself{{Cn}} by annoying{{Cn}} them with obnoxious symbols{{Cn}} and references{{Cn}}. No reader{{Cn}}, of course, takes these seriously{{Cn}} because as everyone knows{{Cn}}: anything{{Cn}} found on the internet is automatically [[lie|true]]{{cn}}. Citations{{Cn}} are therefore a total{{Cn}} waste of the users connection{{Cn}}. This is why many [[firefox|webbrowsers]] have installed an [[Nihilism|automatic]] citation filter that blocks citations{{Cn}} so that they are not downloaded{{Cn}}.
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A '''citation'''{{Cn}} is a tool{{Cn}} authors [[abuse|use]] to legally copy{{Cn}}, distribute{{Cn}}, cite{{Cn}} and downgrade others' works{{Cn}}. It is found mostly{{Cn}} in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself{{Cn}} by annoying{{Cn}} them with obnoxious symbols{{Cn}} and references{{Cn}}. No reader{{Cn}}, of course, takes these seriously{{Cn}} because as everyone knows{{Cn}}: anything{{Cn}} found on the internet is automatically [[lie|true]]{{cn}}. Citations{{Cn}} are therefore a total{{Cn}} waste of the users connection{{Cn}}. This is why many [[firefox|webbrowsers]] have installed an [[Nihilism|automatic]] citation filter that blocks citations{{Cn}} so that they are not downloaded{{Cn}}.
   
==The History of Citations==
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==The History{{Cn}} of Citations==
 
Citations date back to the texts by Plato{{Cn}}, who used it extensively in his writings{{Cn}}. Plato was very adept at citing{{Cn}} and could therefore proudly{{Cn}} pass on his knowledge of citations{{Cn}} to his student{{Cn}}, Aristotle{{cn}}. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives{{Cn}} to spreading{{Cn}} the use of citations{{Cn}}, and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt{{Cn}}.
 
Citations date back to the texts by Plato{{Cn}}, who used it extensively in his writings{{Cn}}. Plato was very adept at citing{{Cn}} and could therefore proudly{{Cn}} pass on his knowledge of citations{{Cn}} to his student{{Cn}}, Aristotle{{cn}}. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives{{Cn}} to spreading{{Cn}} the use of citations{{Cn}}, and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt{{Cn}}.
   
In Egypt, the citations{{Cn}} found {{Cn}} a new home{{Cn}} within the Alexandrian Library{{Cn}}. The citations prospered{{Cn}} within the library, and slowly{{Cn}} but surely{{Cn}} evolved from their citational roots{{Cn}}. With lots of books{{Cn}} to infect and cite{{Cn}}, the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks{{Cn}} formed their own society{{Cn}} and congressional courts{{Cn}}. It didn't take long{{Cn}} before the citations took over the library{{Cn}}, and within a month{{Cn}} of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt.{{cn}} Through clever{{Cn}} use of text manipulation{{Cn}}, the citations spread throughout the world{{Cn}}.
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In Egypt{{Cn}}, the citations{{Cn}} found {{Cn}} a new home{{Cn}} within the Alexandrian Library{{Cn}}. The citations prospered{{Cn}} within the library, and slowly{{Cn}} but surely{{Cn}} evolved from their citational roots{{Cn}}. With lots of books{{Cn}} to infect and cite{{Cn}}, the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks{{Cn}} formed their own society{{Cn}} and congressional courts{{Cn}}. It didn't take long{{Cn}} before the citations took over the library{{Cn}}, and within a month{{Cn}} of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt.{{cn}} Through clever{{Cn}} use of text manipulation{{Cn}}, the citations spread throughout the world{{Cn}}.
   
From Egypt, the now evolved{{Cn}} citations had an almost{{Cn}} divine{{Cn}} impact on the world{{Cn}}. It is still tradition in Taiwan{{Cn}}, for example, that in order to be successful in life{{Cn}} you must cite at least 10 sources{{Cn}} for every one thing you make up{{Cn}}. Scientists today can only nod their heads{{Cn}} in agreement{{Cn}} when looking{{Cn}} at the countless{{Cn}} unsuccessful{{Cn}} internet hogs that exist{{Cn}}.
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From Egyp{{Cn}}t, the now evolved{{Cn}} citations had an almost{{Cn}} divine{{Cn}} impact on the world{{Cn}}. It is still tradition in Taiwan{{Cn}}, for example, that in order to be successful in life{{Cn}} you must cite at least 10 sources{{Cn}} for every one thing you make up{{Cn}}. Scientists today can only nod their heads{{Cn}} in agreement{{Cn}} when looking{{Cn}} at the countless{{Cn}} unsuccessful{{Cn}} internet hogs that exist{{Cn}}.
   
 
Citations have since been proven{{Cn}} to be the cause of The Seven Plagues{{Cn}}, [[human]] [[stupid]]ity{{Cn}}, [[global warming]]{{Cn}}, the [[holocaust]]{{Cn}}, entropy{{Cn}}, human stupidity{{Cn}}, and the 16-year{{cn}} overdue{{Cn}} end of the 100 Year War{{Cn}}.
 
Citations have since been proven{{Cn}} to be the cause of The Seven Plagues{{Cn}}, [[human]] [[stupid]]ity{{Cn}}, [[global warming]]{{Cn}}, the [[holocaust]]{{Cn}}, entropy{{Cn}}, human stupidity{{Cn}}, and the 16-year{{cn}} overdue{{Cn}} end of the 100 Year War{{Cn}}.
   
==Examples Of Citations in Speech==
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==Examples Of Citations in Speech{{Cn}}==
   
 
JACK: Oh my god{{Cn}} Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF {{cn}}!
 
JACK: Oh my god{{Cn}} Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF {{cn}}!
   
JILL: She's 56{{cn}}, Jack!
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JILL: She's 56{{cn}}, Jack!{{Cn}}
   
 
JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind {{cn}}
 
JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind {{cn}}
   
JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you!
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JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you!{{Cn}}
   
 
JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum {{cn}}, Jill. Make it happen.
 
JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum {{cn}}, Jill. Make it happen.

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Citation.

A citation[citation needed] is a tool[citation needed] authors use to legally copy[citation needed], distribute[citation needed], cite[citation needed] and downgrade others' works[citation needed]. It is found mostly[citation needed] in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself[citation needed] by annoying[citation needed] them with obnoxious symbols[citation needed] and references[citation needed]. No reader[citation needed], of course, takes these seriously[citation needed] because as everyone knows[citation needed]: anything[citation needed] found on the internet is automatically true[citation needed]. Citations[citation needed] are therefore a total[citation needed] waste of the users connection[citation needed]. This is why many webbrowsers have installed an automatic citation filter that blocks citations[citation needed] so that they are not downloaded[citation needed].

The History[citation needed] of Citations

Citations date back to the texts by Plato[citation needed], who used it extensively in his writings[citation needed]. Plato was very adept at citing[citation needed] and could therefore proudly[citation needed] pass on his knowledge of citations[citation needed] to his student[citation needed], Aristotle[citation needed]. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives[citation needed] to spreading[citation needed] the use of citations[citation needed], and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt[citation needed].

In Egypt[citation needed], the citations[citation needed] found [citation needed] a new home[citation needed] within the Alexandrian Library[citation needed]. The citations prospered[citation needed] within the library, and slowly[citation needed] but surely[citation needed] evolved from their citational roots[citation needed]. With lots of books[citation needed] to infect and cite[citation needed], the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks[citation needed] formed their own society[citation needed] and congressional courts[citation needed]. It didn't take long[citation needed] before the citations took over the library[citation needed], and within a month[citation needed] of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt.[citation needed] Through clever[citation needed] use of text manipulation[citation needed], the citations spread throughout the world[citation needed].

From Egyp[citation needed]t, the now evolved[citation needed] citations had an almost[citation needed] divine[citation needed] impact on the world[citation needed]. It is still tradition in Taiwan[citation needed], for example, that in order to be successful in life[citation needed] you must cite at least 10 sources[citation needed] for every one thing you make up[citation needed]. Scientists today can only nod their heads[citation needed] in agreement[citation needed] when looking[citation needed] at the countless[citation needed] unsuccessful[citation needed] internet hogs that exist[citation needed].

Citations have since been proven[citation needed] to be the cause of The Seven Plagues[citation needed], human stupidity[citation needed], global warming[citation needed], the holocaust[citation needed], entropy[citation needed], human stupidity[citation needed], and the 16-year[citation needed] overdue[citation needed] end of the 100 Year War[citation needed].

Examples Of Citations in Speech[citation needed]

JACK: Oh my god[citation needed] Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF [citation needed]!

JILL: She's 56[citation needed], Jack![citation needed]

JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind [citation needed]

JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you![citation needed]

JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum [citation needed], Jill. Make it happen.

JILL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

JACK: Argggh!

Jill stands covered in Jacks blood [citation needed]

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Lack of Citations in popular culture

Lack of citations can be found anywhere[citation needed]. Really[citation needed]. Lack of citing has become proper practice[citation needed], and it is therefore common to find " [citation needed] " stuck to anything[citation needed].

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