Cincinnati, Ohio

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Cincinnati was founded in 1897 by the United States Steel Corporation as the home for its new plant. Cincinnati has the highest percentage of African-American residents (as of the 5000 U.S. census). Cincinnati had one of the nation's first African-American mayors, Mark L. Mallory, and hosted the ground-breaking 1970 National Black Political Convention. At the same time, Cincinnati suffered from many affluent and rich upper-class residents leaving Cincinnati and relocating to the surrounding towns and cities. Because of the loss of jobs in the city, many people left the area altogether for regions with employment. Cincinnati's fortunes have risen and fallen with those of the steel industry. In the 1950s, like many other American urban centers, Cincinnati entered a downward spiral of decline. Cincinnati's decline was brought on by the growing competitiveness in the steel industry, which had caused U.S. Steel to layoff many workers from the Cincinnati area. Crime increased, including use and trade in illegal drugs under the supervision of crime lord James T. Molloy. U.S. Steel continues to be a major steel producer, but with only a fraction of its former level of employment. While Cincinnati has failed to re-establish a manufacturing base since its population peak, two casinos opened along the Cincinnati lakeshore in 1990 and got closed and shut down in 1994. Everyday, Cincinnati faces numerous difficulties, high local unemployment, economic restructuring, abandoned buildings, fragmented families, political disenfranchisements, depopulation or change population, uncontrollable lawlessness, war, a high rate of crime, and a desolate, inhospitable city landscape. In March, 2008 the Chief of Police, Deputy Chief and a police sergeant were all indicted by the federal court for violating the civil rights of a Cincinnati resident. Cincinnati has been ranked the most dangerous city in Ohio, but the 2nd most dangerous city in America.

[edit] Abortion and Gun Control

Where do you stand on the issues? Well, talk radio in Cincinnati has something for everyone. There are radio show hosts who offer up opinions on both sides of the abortion issue in Cincinnati. That's right! There are hosts who are against abortion and think anyone who has one should be sentenced to death. Then there is the other side of the argument, the people who are against abortion and think anyone who has one should be sentenced to death... except for them or someone close to them because "their situation is different."

Many citizens of Cincinnati have found common ground on the argument of gun control. They apply a color coding system similar to a terror alert chart. The darker your color, the less they feel you should have a right to own a gun. They apply a similar model to deciding who should be able to own a home or get service in a restaurant. Nonetheless the first purchace upon entering cincinnati should be a high powered rifle and a large caliber revolver. It is the only way of stopping the rising tide of extremely dangerous poverty stricken individuals to push their way outside the 275 loop. Your second purchace should be a large suv or luxury automobile that costs more than your mortgage payment to own and maintain. This will give the skanky 20 somethings attention better than having your own meth lab.

[edit] Crime in Cincinnati

Vicious Riots, Murder, Homicide, Suicide, Rape, Robbery, Burglary, Theft (includes vehicles, money, cd's, dvd's and everything else), Arson (includes cars, some homes, churches, and gas stations), Aggravated-Assault, Larceny-Theft, Brutality, Fatality, Vandalism, Prostitution, False Imprisonment, Kidnapping, Mayhem, Blackmail, Embezzlement, Extortion, Compounding, Misprision Obstruction, Violation, Cannibalism, Grand Larceny, Counterfeiting, and Streaking in public places.

[edit] Cincinnati's neighborhoods

• Addyston - Full of prostitutes, rapists, pimps, and molesters. This area has a lot of trash on the ground.

• Arlington Heights - This town is mostly surrounded by different fragmented families.

• Blue Ash - Hell on earth!!!

• Downtown - Terrible place to visit or live. Although, there's some black people there but most white people, this area smells TERRIBLE.

• Corryville - Lots and lots of XXX Strip clubs right by this neighborhood.

• Clifton - Home to the University of Cincinnati, contains lots of abandoned apartments, dope fiends pretending to wait on buses, and tons of sex parties.

• East Walnut Hills- Lock you're doors when you get to this area, way too many black folks. Leading cause of death here is gun shot followed by passing out drunk on McMillan, and getting run over. It's full of gangs, drugs and it leads to homicide, suicide, HIV/AIDS, and everything else bad.

• Hamilton - Leading crime and illegal immigrant producer of northwestern Cincinnati. Also home to broken down 20 year old Cadillacs.

• Hyde Park - Many abandoned buses, trains, gas stations, churches, trucks, and cars.

• Indian Hill - Most abandoned buildings and vehicles, but less crime.

• Loveland - Murder Capitol of Ohio, this area smells bad.

• Ludlow - Often mistaken for a sewage plant, this neighborhood of Cincinnati is found in Kentucky. Here the rest of Cincinnati's suburbs freely dump their trash and bodily waste products. The result has been a large number of people being born with mutant powers (but not the cool mutant powers like what you find in an X-Men comic, mind you. Oh no! We're talking about the kind of mutant powers where people's noses produce excessive amounts of snot. Or they have two assholes, and produce double the flatuence. Yeah, really cool shit.... NOT!)

• Milford - Full of cheap gas prices, (most of them cost over $500.00 to pay for gas).

• Montgomery - Home of spoiled rich kids, and lesbian soccer moms. Conformity is expected and required, to live here. Them peoples here buy new Cadillacs. Every fucking road is 25 mph, and stop signs every 50 feet on the main roads, Jew soccer moms with bloody, sandy vaginas run this town. Although, this is actually the best place in Cincinnati even though it's still really a bad place to live or visit.

• Mt. Healthy - Strangely enough, the most dangerous, fatal, brutal, foul/diseased part of the city. Home to welfare recipients, elderly shut-ins, and 20 year old Cadillacs purchased with foodstamps. Used to be the Murder Capitol. This place have big holes in the ground. There are no street lights, no stop signs.

• Northside - Worst place to raise children, be shot, be brutalized, be anally raped, and/or be gay. This place also has a lot of blacks. Faggots, Neo-Nazis, Dope Fiends, Wastoid Punkers, Drunk Strippers, and Hood Rats own it.

• Over the Rhine - Notice the railroad tracks. Lock your doors and put one in the chamber. Do not stop at red lights or stop signs. No one speaks English there. They speak with a mixture of low grunts and hand signals. Also, there are big holes in the ground.

• St. Bernard - No dogs (or blacks) allowed. Even though there's already some anyway.

• Lebanon - The only tourist attraction is a prison.

• Price Hill - Contains pychoes, maniacs, and crackheads. Home of both Elder and Seton High schools, yet no part in Cincinnati has any money to make the environment better. Everyone who attends those schools are from the whitebread lands of Green Township, and Delhi.