Church of Nihilism
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A church that is widely unpopular. Based on the teachings of the Prophet, Patrick Nihill. This fact is derived by the low number of people who actually attend weekly. The consensus among the Nihilist church-goers is that there's no point in getting up on Sunday because "we're all just going to die anyway."
On September 11th, 2001 Reverend Georgia O'Keefe of Iowa was involved in a sex scandal involving a 18-year-old boy she met on Wikipedia. This turned public opinion strongly against the Church of Nihilism, as if it didn't have it bad already. These and further surfacing offenses within the Church led to the eventual internment of Nihilists during the Nike Revolution in concentration camps by secret rogue groups of anti-nihilists collectively known as the Illuminated. Though the records have been destroyed and many normal people argue its existence, Nihlists consider this their Holocaust.
Notable Members of the Nihilist Clergy
- All Supreme Overlord Pope Patrick Nihill
Nihilist in the news mediaAnnual uncyclopedia music festival. He sang one of the Nihilistic church hymns called nothing. The lyrics to nothing can be seen below.
contrary to popular belief some nihilist are very spiritual people, that don't use the denial of a higher power as an excuse. some nihilist are nihilist because they may be angry with religion for certain reasons. i.e gay, serial killer, etc. while others are past this point of growth and actually attend churches covertly because they enjoy the sense of community and positiveness it brings in their lives. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________