Chuggo

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Chuggo is a rapper who is dirtier than a sty.

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edit Life

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Chuggo, taken in the month of July.

edit Childhood

Chuggo grew up in the hood of old Bed-Stuy

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His ethnicity? A third Irish, German, and Thai

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His parents were neglectful, they didn't even try

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Though with presents, his feelings they certainly did buy

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edit Tragedy

When he was five years old, he saw his puppy die.

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His parents got a new one, an Alaskan Klee Kai

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edit Adolescence

When Chuggo grew up, he wanted to be a spy

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But his dreams were soon crushed, as he went to DeVry

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In search of a future, he started training to be a rabbi

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That, too, failed, when he continually mispronounced "Baruch atah adonai"

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edit Rap Career

Chuggo was found by a man who was fly

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He lived off the streets but rose to the sky

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edit Nutritional habits

Chuggo

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Chuggo orders burgers with milkshakes and fries

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He tells kids to eat veggies, but he's living a lie

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He says he eats zucchini, but he much prefers pies

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In 1937, the Japanese invaded the city of Shanghai.

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edit Fitness

Chuggo is in good shape, healthy and spry

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He stays fit through baseball, squash, and jai alai

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He's a champion bass fisher too, FYI

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He caught so much fish he could have a fish fry

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edit Rap Style

His lyrics are witty, innovative, and dry

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Chuggo can make you laugh, he can make you cry

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But it's still best to listen when you are high

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Pick up his album before you fucking die

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'Cause when you listen to Chuggo, your end is nigh!

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