Chronic flashback syndrome

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Many flashbacks

Many continuous flashbacks can cause a mental crash.

“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
~ Oscar Wilde having a flashback
“Do you remember when we met?”
~ Typical flashback unleasher
“AAAHHH!!!”
~ Somebody on Flashbacks
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
~ Peter Griffin near of a flashback
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
~ An epileptic having a flashback
“The best of the best”
~ A cartoon creator on compilation chapters

Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Symptoms

Seizure

Light seen by the affected people while entering in a flashback

The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Prevention

Gaara crazy

Follow these tips if you don't want to be like him...

Absurdity

...or like him.

We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:

  • DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
  • Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
    If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
  • Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
  • Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
  • Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.


...


If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.

edit Treatment

Nothing 33

Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.

edit Benefits of flashbacks

Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...

edit See also

Categories: Likely to give you a seizure | Self-reference

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Many flashbacks

Many continuous flashbacks can cause a mental crash.

“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
~ Oscar Wilde having a flashback
“Do you remember when we met?”
~ Typical flashback unleasher
“AAAHHH!!!”
~ Somebody on Flashbacks
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
~ Peter Griffin near of a flashback
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
~ An epileptic having a flashback
“The best of the best”
~ A cartoon creator on compilation chapters

Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Symptoms

Seizure

Light seen by the affected people while entering in a flashback

The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Prevention

Gaara crazy

Follow these tips if you don't want to be like him...

Absurdity

...or like him.

We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:

  • DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
  • Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
    If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
  • Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
  • Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
  • Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.


...


If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.

edit Treatment

Nothing 33

Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.

edit Benefits of flashbacks

Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...

edit See also

Categories: Likely to give you a seizure | Self-reference

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Many flashbacks

Many continuous flashbacks can cause a mental crash.

“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
~ Oscar Wilde having a flashback
“Do you remember when we met?”
~ Typical flashback unleasher
“AAAHHH!!!”
~ Somebody on Flashbacks
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
~ Peter Griffin near of a flashback
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
~ An epileptic having a flashback
“The best of the best”
~ A cartoon creator on compilation chapters

Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Symptoms

Seizure

Light seen by the affected people while entering in a flashback

The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Prevention

Gaara crazy

Follow these tips if you don't want to be like him...

Absurdity

...or like him.

We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:

  • DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
  • Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
    If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
  • Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
  • Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
  • Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.


...


If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.

edit Treatment

Nothing 33

Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.

edit Benefits of flashbacks

Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...

edit See also

Spork This page was originally sporked from Inciclopedia.

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Many flashbacks

Many continuous flashbacks can cause a mental crash.

“The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses...”
~ Oscar Wilde having a flashback
“Do you remember when we met?”
~ Typical flashback unleasher
“AAAHHH!!!”
~ Somebody on Flashbacks
“Like that time when I out-farted Michael Moore!”
~ Peter Griffin near of a flashback
“Gsfh+f`r+`ypw`r+sAsugAO!”
~ An epileptic having a flashback
“The best of the best”
~ A cartoon creator on compilation chapters

Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Symptoms

Seizure

Light seen by the affected people while entering in a flashback

The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.

edit Prevention

Gaara crazy

Follow these tips if you don't want to be like him...

Absurdity

...or like him.

We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:

  • DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
  • Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend...
    If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
  • Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
  • Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
  • Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.


...


If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.

edit Treatment

Nothing 33

Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.

edit Benefits of flashbacks

Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...

edit See also

Spork This page was originally sporked from Inciclopedia.
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