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What is the true meaning of Christmas? Many have struggled with this question, from Charlie Brown to Charlie Chaplin, and yet the question has never been easily answered. For some, it is about one of the following Santas:

Santa's Elves
Santa CatarinaSanta Claus
Santa Fe, New Mexico

And who can forget the most important Santa:

For others, it is about one of the following Christs:

Christian BaleChristian DaillyChristian Festivus
Christian Logic
Christian RightChristian ScienceChristian Slater
Christian Symbology in PokémonChristian goths
Christian metal
Christine O'Donnell
ChristmasChristmas Carol
Christmas Island
Christmas Number OnesChristmas TreeChristmas card
Christmas in Australia
ChristopherChristopher Columbus
Christopher EcclestonChristopher HitchensChristopher Lee
Christopher LloydChristopher Marlowe
Christopher ReeveChristopher Walken
Christopher WolstenholmeChristosaurus rexChristy Hemme
Christy Turlington

For yet others, it is about alcohol, food, and more alcohol. For the large majority of the world, however, it is just another day of the week to be cold and hungry.

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