Christmas

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What is the true meaning of Christmas? Many have struggled with this question, from Charlie Brown to Charlie Chaplin, and yet the question has never been easily answered. For some, it is about one of the following Santas:

Santa's Elves
Santa CatarinaSanta Claus
Santa Fe, New Mexico
SantaismSantaist
Santanism

And who can forget the most important Santa:

For others, it is about one of the following Christs:

Christchurch
Christian BaleChristian Dailly
Christian FestivusChristian Logic
Christian RightChristian Science
Christian SlaterChristian Symbology in Pokémon
Christian Weston ChandlerChristian goths
Christian metal
Christianism
Christianity
Christine O'Donnell
ChristmasChristmas Carol
Christmas IslandChristmas Number Ones
Christmas TreeChristmas card
Christmas in Australia
ChristoChristopher
Christopher ColumbusChristopher Eccleston
Christopher HitchensChristopher LeeChristopher Lloyd
Christopher MarloweChristopher Reeve
Christopher WalkenChristopher Wolstenholme
Christosaurus rexChristy Hemme

For yet others, it is about alcohol, food, and more alcohol. For the large majority of the world, however, it is just another day of the week to be cold and hungry.

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