Child acts

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Child acts is a set of eras in the 2000s, namely:

• No Child Left Behind (2001-2003) - George W. Bush, nation's first president after the great millenial war, declared the NCLB to save children, or rather, do something else.
• Every Child Left Behind (2004-2007) - A second attempt at making people happy, failed miserably, as nothing was really done.
• No Child Left Alive (2008-present) - Going with the "No" again, NCLA was actually just mass murder invoked by George W. Bush.

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