Chicken Nugget Disease
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Chicken Nugget Disease is a horrifyingly distressing disease that afflicts all chavs, and anyone else that frequents McDonald's on a disturbingly regular basis. It is known as Chicken Nuggets Disease because child sufferers will often scream the place down if they do not get 'Chicken nuggets and chips' for dinner.
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[edit] Why Is It So Bad?
Chicken nugget disease afflicts only those that are of a weak or undeveloped mind (thus the chavs). Children are extremely susceptible, and more the younger that they are, and responsible parents should prevent children from going to McDonald's at all. The one and only horrifying nature of Chicken Nugget Disease (or CND) is that the sufferer craves McDonald's food uncontrollably.
[edit] What?
CND is only distressing to non-sufferers, as they have to watch them shovel the stuff down day after day. Chavs beg, borrow and steal in order to sate their unnatural desire, and Children will undoubtedly throw a massive tantrum if they do not have at least a happy meal (complete with shoddy toy made by slave labour). If sufferers manage to go a week without McDonald's, then the crack McD assassination team will hunt them down and kill them before they can convince other sufferers to do the same. This is because, despite the fact it reduces your diet variety to that of the ever-changing menu, and the inside of your digestive tract to red and yellow, and the numbing of all tastebuds, it is not fatal.pie is good
[edit] Why?
God knows. Everyone knows McDonald's food is shit and overpriced, but that doesn't stop them, oh no. They implant chemicals that cause cancer!
[edit] Variants
Due to the strange and mysterious nature of the cause of CND, other products have managed to become the origin of a similar condition. Fortunately, the government manages to destroy most of these. This is because McDonalds owns the government (thats why their ads are always on the telly in the middle of your favourite fucking show).
[edit] where do they come from?
Chicken nuggets arent chicken at all but small fur bearing fish found on the ocean floor found in cans. aka chicken of the sea. These deadly tad poles were originaly hunted for thier pelts back in 1809 by Sir Edward of Smith and Wesson. called chicken of the sea because of thier curious looking chicken type feet. though tiny thier pelts were used to make coats for barbie dolls everywhere. ensureing barbie would never get cold again. it wasnt untill John Wane came on the sceen in the great nugget hunt of 56 and they ran out of food did they discover how tasty these little guys really are.
