Chicken McNuggets

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“These were better before they changed them”

~ Average American on 100% White Meat

Some nuggets relax together

Chicken McNuggets are, unbeknownst to the McDonalds McCorporation itself, the answer to life, the universe and everything. Upon consumption of the first ever McNugget in 1867, Ronald McDonald had an epiphany. He decided to record all of his nugget-induced thoughts for the benefit of humanity, a collection of writings which have become popularly known as the Communist Manifesto. There has been widespread debate as to what extent the Cold War was fought for nugget-related reasons.

[edit] Karl Marx and the barbecue sauce

In 1927, barbecue sauce was invented. Karl Marx was famous for getting this sauce all over his beard. Ronald disapproved of this, severing all ties with the communist movement and creating the controversial Hitlerburger. A few years before Karl Marx invented barbecue sauce, He invented Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise was created by Karl Marx by accident after trying to create Butter. Karl's secret ingredient in barbecue sauce is mayonnaise.

[edit] Court

A ruling in 2003 in a lawsuit brought against McDonald's on behalf of a group of obese teenagers catalogued the 38 ingredients in a Chicken McNugget. In 2006 McDonald's appealed the ruling in 2003 and won. After winning they were allowed keep those fat kids prisoner in their deep fried dungeon where they got eternally fatter. Some say Ronald McDonald will slice a fool if they come between him and a McNugget. Further more people have found Ronald McDonald shooting up schools with his McRevolver, but no one can convict him as he leaves nothing but a box of McNuggets at the scene of the crime.

[edit] Things people like about chicken nuggets

• Disgusting Chicken
• Cheap packaging
• So Called genuine chicken-type meat products
• Boris Johnson
• The chicken bones inside!(surprise!)
• If you find your McNuggets to be runny, don't worry it's just llama drool, they use the pack animals to bring the McNuggets over from McJapan
• They aren't made in China.
• made From Children in cambodia
• made by the friends of the children in cambodia
• or the cookie monster
• Mcdonalds have fired ronald and bought in mcjaguar.

[edit] Responsible for 9/11?

Some commentators, such as God, have suggested that it was a box of Chicken McNuggets which were actually responsible for the collapse of the Twin Towers. Physicists argue that the weight of six nuggets would simply have not been substantial enough to result in such a collapse, but others have noted that the addition of a seventh nugget by an overworked McDonalds employee may have tipped the balance.