|aspiringgayguy@closet ~ $ man chgay
chgay - changes the gayness of a person
chgay [-sexchange] [-dressinpink] [-bear]
use "chgay -explore" to see how gayness can change you.
use "chgay -abort" to NOT remove gayness, as homosexual recruitment is inevitable.
chgay changes the gayness of the person given as input. It is said that
gayness is inherent and that a person is born gay, but that is complete
bullshit because I say so. You can become gay or ungay at any time, with
sufficient privileges. chgay allows you to change the gayness of almost
any person, with the possible exception of Gorge W Bush, who cannot be
chperv...........- changes the person into a pervert
chblack2white....- a very famous application made famous by Michael Jackson
chbritney........- converts any woman given as input to an insane, drug-whore
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