Chester A. Bum

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“OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST ARTICLE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!”
~ Chester A. Bum on this article
“CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?!?!”
~ Chester A. Bum on the changes that humanity must overcome in order to be better as a whole
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THIS IS THE GREATEST IMAGE YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

OH MY GOD, CHESTER A. BUM IS THE GREATEST REVIEWER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! HE DOES A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!! HE WATCHES MOVIES IN A WARM BUILDING, sure this part is never actually shown, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE HE WATCHED THEM, AND HE WASN'T HIGH, AND HE TALKS ABOUT THEM IN PERFECT DETAIL, WHICH IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! HE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!

edit HIS INFANCY WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!

OK, SO, A WHILE BACK, THIS GUY, CHESTER A. BUM, WAS BORN ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN, a time where, coincidentally, most birthdays coincide. BUT ANYWAY, HIS PARENTS WERE ALL LIKE "IT'S A GIRL!" BUT THEN, THEY SAW HIS PENIS, SO THEY WERE ALL LIKE "NO WAIT, IT'S A BOY!!!!" BUT THEN, THEY DECIDED HE WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, SO THEY LEFT HIM IN A PIE RIGHT NEXT TO PAULY SHORE!!!!

edit HIS CHILDHOOD WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!

SO AFTER HE MOVED OUT FROM THE PIE, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE DID BECAUSE PAULY SHORE IS ANNOYING, HE MOVED INTO A BAG!!!!! THE RENT WAS TOO HIGH, THOUGH, AND HE MOVED OUT INTO A CAN, WHERE HE STAYED IN A HIBERNATIVE STATE FOR 18 YEARS, AND THEN HE WOKE UP, AND MOVED INTO A BOX, WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE!!!!!!

edit HIS PRESENT DAY..ITUDE IS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!

SO LIKE THIS GUY WITH GLASSES (I forget his name) MET CHESTER, AND THEY STARTED TALKING, AND THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES IS ALL LIKE "I'm going to give you a show on my website." AND THE BUM IS ALL LIKE "CHAAAANGE?!?" AND THEN, HE MADE A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!

edit THE GREATEST MOVIES HE HAS EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE!!!!

  • Speed Racer
  • Prince Caspian
  • Almost every other movie ever, especially those with monkeys.

edit Not even Chester A. Bum Could like these:

  • Any Twilight Film (At one time it appeared that he called it "the greatest movie he had ever seen in his life," but it is today a well-known fact that this was, in fact, not him, but an alien in disguise.)
  • Citizen Kane, the worst movie he had ever seen before in his life.

edit IMPORTANT FINAL WORDS

CHANGE?!?!?! YOU GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?!

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