Centrebus

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Centrebus is a bus company operating in and around several British towns, taking passengers from point A to point B at barely walking pace. Established in 2001, it has quickly taken over all competition bus and coach companies in the central region of Brittan leaving little to no alternative for people who are too lazy to walk and too incompetent to drive.

In typical unreliable transport company fashion, it's CEO is none other than a multi millionaire who loves nothing more than to annoy thousands upon thousands o commuters with grossly over sized fares, slow buses and gum all over the seats.

Reliability

BusFail-1-

Extremely reliable.

Centrebus are the lowest of low companies running with buses.

Operating the worlds worst buses they operate a variety of utterly idiotic routes.

This involves using the MERCEDES VARIOS. The beginning of Armageddon.

Users of Centrebus describe their thought of traveling on the alleged new system:

  • The new system sucks - If you want a major efficient system why don't you travel on the new feet you have.
  • Not worth the bother. - The varios suck, I always sit near the driver who just decides its time to empty his load... ON THE WHEEL. Useless bothering.

The buses are very short lived with some only lasting up to and including 7 minutes. Most of the buses end up;

  • On fire
  • In the ditch
  • Covered in milk
  • In a scrapyard
  • On Eddy's plate

Or as the above picture shows...

Inconsistency

1024px-Centrebus Solos

As shown here Optare are proud to test the OPTARE SOLOs on the F1 track with a top speed of... 17MPH!

Centrebus are known for having the world worst buses, taking advantage of all the buses that are either damaged/have been on fire/at the end of either life. It is standard practice to find that non of the buses in this fleet are consistent. Some are Purple, some are Brown, some have blue text, some have red, some have seats, some have suspension and as per normal, some have non of these.

NOTE THE DRIVER OF THE RIGHT BUS TAKING A DRAG BEFORE THE RACE

Fleet List

A fleet list is shown below of all the buses that you should NOT travel on.

NULL VALUE FOUND There are 4 types of Centrebus in the Hinckley fleet.

  • Mereceds Varios
    • The end.
  • Optare Solos
    • Null Value Found
  • Dennis Darts
    • Victorian Seats
  • Optare Excels
    • Sounds like a tractor pulling off
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