Central Korea
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| National Anthem : "Fucking USA!" | |||||||
| Capital | | ||||||
| Largest City | Kaesong Industrial Complex | ||||||
| Government | Republic and Communist | ||||||
| President | Captain D | ||||||
| Independence | 2010 | ||||||
| Currency | Win | ||||||
| Religions | Protestantism, Buddhist, Lee Jong-ilism | ||||||
| National Heroes | Lee Jong-il and Lee Il-Sung | ||||||
| Famous Landmarks | The DMZ, Dokdo, Seouyang Metro | ||||||
Central Korean Republic, aka Turdistan is a place where everything is like North and South Korea. The DMZ had long separated the two Koreas, so they formed a new country that runs on the DMZ. It is also a shit smelling, AIDS infected wilderness somewhere in the middle of the Korean Peninsula. It is regarded as the most backward and poorest nation on earth.
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[edit] History
The birth of Central Korea all began when there are two parties, both fighting for the middle to be a country in May 23rd, 2010. One is the Republican and the other is the Communist. Both co-operated to gain independance from South and North Korea; the Communists had permission from the North Korean government, while the Republicans had the permission from the South Korean government to create a new country. Thanks to Central Korea, North and South Korea enjoyed years of peace and compassion with each other, in the hope to reunite the two Koreas in the second half of the 21st century.
Like their Southern counterparts, they sit on their small arses and stayed at the computer playing Starcraft and other sorts of different computer games. Most of the time they have video game competitions against South Korea. The bad news is that Central Korea seem to lose all the time.
[edit] Economy
Most of the economy relies on uranium and coal from North Korea (for electricity, not for weapons), along with food aid from South Korea. Like their North Korean counterparts, they used lots of nuclear warheads (but turned them for peaceful purposes) and even live from it. Unlike their North Korean counterparts, they have more freedom and are more productive in the manufacturing sector. The bad news is that their currency, the Win, was crappy. Their main imports also include Japanese anime, cheesy South Korean soap operas and North Korean crappy propaganda.
[edit] Military and Politics
The military consists of two groups: The Army and the Suicide Unit. The Suicide Unit is controlled by Darth Jong-il and like the Japanese, they kill themselves.
The government of Central Korea is combined. The main parties are (in the right wing side) the Fascist Party of Central Korea, the Conservative Party of Central Korea, (in the left-wing side) the Socialist Party of Central Korea and the Communist Party of Central Korea. All of these parties played World of Warcraft, supported one side of Korea and fought each other with guns a la duel.
