I’d say Laos is the place to go. A lot of people will try to steer you towards Thailand but the place is over-run with tourists and the kids are getting wise. Some of them will charge you twenty baht for a hand-job. It’s a bloody disgrace.
You could try Vietnam, it’s easier to get to and there are plenty of hot-looking eight year olds. But you forget to pay off just one cop and then see what happens.
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Ignore that sad old perv. If you love children the way I love children (in between touring and recording schedules and while my personal documentary crew are available) I can’t recommend adopting enough.
I got a couple from Malawi last year. They’re great - they don't eat much and they match the wallpaper in my London apartment. We keep the Chinese ones in LA, they just seem to go with the furniture better there.
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