Celebrity Advice/Answer 2

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Dear Disturbed in Denver,

Who are we to say what's a good thing or a bad thing? I say if God's telling you to do it than it has to be good. Just remember, God doesn't tell us to kill strangers, He tells us to convince our "Family" to kill them on our behalf. God's smart - He doesn't want His most trusted lieutenants in the electric chair, He wants them out there sending sinners to plead for His forgiveness.

So get back to your commune and preach to your followers about cleansing the Good Lord's Earth - there are far too many actresses in the world any how, and they're all whores. And didn't Jesus consort with Mary Magdelene? He obviously loves whores! Which is why He wants you too have their throats slit from ear to ear so He can meet them sooner. And that's gotta be a good thing, man, it says so in the Bible!

Helter Skelter


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