Can marriage work out second time around? Someone once said "She loves you, and you know you should be glad", it was probably John - he wrote all the best lines. Personally I'd go for "All you need is a water-tight pre-nup", but maybe I'm just old and bitter.
Anyway, if the lady has an odd number of limbs she's probably a blonde bitch with a hole in her bank account that needs filling. But don't let that put you off entirely. I'm getting re-married for the second time and you'd do worse than following my example. Find a rich American heiress, that seemed to work out pretty well last time. Don't marry a British amputee whatever you do - better to leave them sitting outside Marks And Spencer selling Big Issue.
Love & Peace
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