Category:Why?

A

• Why?:Abortion is FUN
• Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?
• Why?:Am I being stalked?
• Why?:Am I in Canada?
• Why?:Am I writing about feet
• Why?:Answer a question with a question?
• Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike?
• Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet?
• Why?:Are we here?
• Why?:Aren't There Any Penguins Up North?
• Why?:Avenge my brother

B

• Why?:Be a carnivore?
• Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?
• Why?:Be Emo?
• Why?:Beat Your Children
• Why?:Become a Butcher
• Why?:Become a Headbanger
• Why?:Become Rich
• Why?:Blame Hitler
• Why?:Boycott Uncyclopedia
• Why?:Brain Surgery ain't exactly Rocket Science
• Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
• Why?:Burn a Furby?
• Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic
• Why?:Buy A ShamWow
• Why?:Buy A Snuggie
• Why?:Buy A Timeshare
• Why?:Buy shares in BAE Systems

C

• Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?
• Why?:Can't I Write a Good Article?
• Why?:Cancer is Great
• Why?:Care About Black People
• Why?:Collapse Space-Time
• Why?:College is for suckers!
• Why?:Cut Your Wrists

D

• Why?:De-op every single administrator?
• Why?:Destroy the Rainforest
• Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?
• Why?:Did I just read Twilight?
• Did I really move to LA?
• Why?:Did I shave my pubic hair!
• Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road
• Why?:Did the chicken cross the road?
• Why?:Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
• Why?:Divorce Is Good
• Why?:Do a Pee Review
• Why?:Do all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent?
• Why?:Do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
• Why?:Do Florida's animals suck?
• Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?
• Why?:Do I have this pungent stench?
• Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?
• Why?:Do I need to provide this?
• Why?:Do things remain the same?
• Why?:Do women study Women Studies Mystery?
• Why?:Do Your Chores?
• Why?:Does an Aircraft Crash?
• Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?
• Why?:Does everyone hate me?
• Why?:Does Everyone Hate Sonic the Hedgehog
• Why?:Does it burn when I pee
• Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?
• Why?:Don't Do Apple Juice
• Why?:Don't we do it in the road?

D cont.

• Why?:Don't You Get a Job?
• Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?
• Why?:Drive A Classic Car

E

• Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast
• Why?:Eat People
• Why?:Eat your broccoli
• Why?:Electrical engineers are cooler than mechanical engineers
• Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
• Why?:Everybody hates surfers
• Why?:Everything Was Better In The Past

F

• Why?:Featured
• Why?:Featured Vote
• Why?:Fight Club is a cop out?

G

• Why?:Get Drunk
• Why?:Get the iPhone
• Why?:Give Up

H

• Why?:Has God Forsaken Me?
• Why?:Hate Badgers
• Why?:Have an alienating music taste
• Why?:Have Humongous Breasts
• Why?:Have Russian Reversal?
• Why?:Help?
• Why?:HIDE!
• Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times
• Why?:Hunt Unicorns

I

• Why?:I should probably keep my drapes closed
• Why?:I'm Better Than You
• Why?:I'm In court, Mum
• Why?:Invade the Falklands
• Why?:Is a dead body lying on my couch?
• Why?:Is a Flying Sperm Whale About to Crash into my House?
• Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
• Why?:Is Milky Way the best?
• Why?:Is my family pissing away my hard-earned money?
• Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
• Why?:Is my house on fire
• Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?
• Why?:Is She Taking So God Damn Long in the Bathroom?
• Why?:Is the Earth round?
• Why?:Is the ironing board out
• Why?:Is the sky blue?
• Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?
• Why?:Isn't anybody watching "Pushing Daisies"?
• Why?:Isn't there a toilet in the woods?
• Why?:It's not okay to be gay
• Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia

J

• Why?:Jesus is a Myth
• Why?:Join a Satanic cult
• Why?:Join Nonciclopedia
• Why?:Jump over that ledge

K

• Why?:Knot?

L

• Why?:Life sucks

M

• User:Magic man/Why?:Masturbate to that one guy from Mythbusters
• Why?:Main Page
• Why?:Make your first Why?
• Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters
• Why?:Me
• Why?:Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth And Destroying Our Childhoods
• Why?:My homework was late

N

• Template:New Why
• Why?:Not answer the phone at 3 AM in the White House
• Why?:Not fly Air Zimbabwe?
• Why?:Not go to the Philippines?
• Why?:Not rob a bank?
• Why?:Nuke the whales

O

• Why?:Oh dear god, did you delete that article?

P

• Why?:Play Bass?
• Why?:Play guitar?
• Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
• Why?:Put Down the Duckie?

R

• Why?:Read this article?
• Why?:Read Uncyclopedia?
• Why?:Recent
• Why?:Reinvent the wheel
• Why?:Remove Your Penis
• Why?:Revert the administrators
• Why?:Rock Beats Paper
• Why?:Rocket Science ain't exactly Brain Surgery

S

• Why?:Save the Idiots
• Why?:Save the mooses?
• Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys
• Why?:Shoot homeless people?
• Why?:Shoot the albatross
• Why?:Should I care
• Why?:Should Women Vote
• Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda
• Why?:So Serious?
• Why?:Some guy pulled you over, dragged you out of your car, and beat you to death with your bare hands
• Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet
• Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave Oven
• User:Sycamore/Why Fight Club is a cop out

T

• Why?:Take a Pregame Dump?
• Why?:Take a wikibreak?
• Why?:Take Your Fish To Work
• Why?:Talk to Emily Deschanel
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General
• Why?:The Chicago Cubs Will Never Win The World Series
• Why?:The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Worthless
• Why?:They Hate Us?
• Why?:Time Travel is Impossible
• Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans
• Why?:Transform Your Room Into a Towel Castle?

U

• Why?:Use a G-class router
• Why?:Use a wooden condom
• Why?:Use search engine marketing?

V

• Why?:Vandalize
• Why?:Voice recognition software does not work

W

• Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea
• Why?:Watergate Does Not Bother Me
• Why?:We Can't Have Nice Things
• Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small
• Why?:Why do Non-Conservatives Exist?
• Why?:Why TM?
• Why?:Why?
• Why? Why? Oh Why?
• Why?:Will none of the other children play with you?
• Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?
• Why?:Won't this stupid TV work?!?
• Why?:Won't time travel be invented?

Y

• Why?:You Didn't Pull Last Night
• Why?:You should get a new couch
• Why?:You should kill yourself
• Why?:You Should Never Mess with the Space Time Continuum
• Why?:You should not be a cannibal
• Why?:You Should Read Books?
• Why?:You should trust me?
• Why?:You Shouldn't Read Books
• Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle
• Why?:You Will Never Have a Chance in Hell With Her