Category:User php

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Users that speak <?php

  • 0 User does not understand this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = False; ?>
  • 1 User has basic understanding of this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = SemiFalse; /* Erratic attempt by such a user to write PHP. Please learn about boolean */ ?>
  • 2 User contains a knowledge of php primarily derived from perl.
  • 3 User is fluent in PHP4 but not PHP5
  • 4 User has near-native understanding of this language. <?php $User->SpeaksPHP = (string) "All of your php are belong to meh" ?>
  • N User is a clone of someone like Antony Dovgal. <?php /* Need more be said? */ ?>
  • A User speaks this language with a thick accent.
  • E User learned this language in school and never used it since. Which is funny because most schools don't offer this language anyways.
  • F User sucks because he failed a course not even offered.
  • G User wants to remove this language from existence. He believes it should never have been spawned from
  • L User has a lisp that affects how they speak this language. It is likely his code will not run.
  • P User does not comment his code.
  • X User only speaks this language enough to seduce native speakers of this language.

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