Category:User cpp

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Users that speak C++.

• 0 User does not understand this language: 10 PRINT "YUCK! LET'S KEEP THIS BASIC INSTEAD.":GOTO 10
• 1 User has basic, but not BASIC, understanding of this language: printf("Hello world!");
• 2 User has intermediate understanding of this language. Si, señor, habla C++;
• 3 User has advanced understanding of this language. BOFH.
• 4 User has near-native understanding of this language and should really get a life.
• N User is a native speaker of this language and is therefore most likely a robot.
• E User learned this language in school, then became a plumber and never used it since.
• F User got an F in this language, probably because they aren't nerds.
• G User wants to remove all variants of the C language from existence, probably because they're a BASI or OBOL zealot.
• A User speaks this language with a thick accent. Please check your keyboard settings.
• L User has a lisp that affects how they speak this language. Note that LISP is not C++ compatible.
• P User is a profane speaker of this language. set_cursor (")&$#@)($@#!!!");
• X User only speaks this language enough to seduce native speakers of this language. Why would anyone do this?

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