UnNews articles in spoken form.
Pages in category "UnNewsAudio"
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- UnNews:Christian theme park to open in Little Rock
- UnNews:Chron Aquires a New Laptop with the Uncyc Sales Funds
- UnNews:Chronarion's Second Coming Causing a Wave of Fundamentalism
- UnNews:Chubby Checker seeks Internet meme status
- UnNews:Chuck E. Jesus busted for cocaine
- UnNews:CIA using leprechauns to hook African-Americans on drugs
- UnNews:CIA worker lauded for beating
- UnNews:Cisco announces new "telepsychic" service
- UnNews:City of Toulon not liable in rhino crushing mishap
- UnNews:Cleveland man not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
- UnNews:Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea, probably
- UnNews:Clinton backer breaks leash runs away to Obama yard
- UnNews:Clinton quits race for Whitehouse
- UnNews:Clinton, Merkel and me in a global war to destroy all men (and keep a few as sex slaves), by Harriet Harman
- UnNews:Clock ticking on Pelosi
- UnNews:Clooney "devastated" over death of partner
- UnNews:Clooney flips cars, trees in North Carolina
- UnNews:Clown family dies in plane crash
- UnNews:Clown gets called on his Nazi past
- UnNews:Clown shortage threatens the nation
- UnNews:CNN claims to be unbiased
- UnNews:CNN fires Rick Sanchez
- UnNews:CNN's Nancy Grace pregnant with Spawn of Satan
- UnNews:Coarse conduct confounds construction
- UnNews:COBE satellite takes Universe' temperature
- UnNews:Col. Wilson expedition in bit of jam eh wot? Pip pip! Eh-heh!
- UnNews:Cold snap hits Perth
- UnNews:College celebrates another year of raising tuition
- UnNews:Colosseum reopens in Rome
- UnNews:Comcast fires Keith Olbermann for knowing too much
- UnNews:Comittee for Standardization of Business Language founded
- UnNews:Commentator seeks sainthood for BP
- UnNews:Communion gets a makeover. Meet: ‘Jesus Cakes'!
- UnNews:Community Support Officers commended for "doing the bare minimum"
- UnNews:Company cornering the market on 800 numbers
- UnNews:Concerns in Israel over new weapon introduced by the Hezbollah
- UnNews:Condoleezza Rice vows not to appear nude in Playboy (or anywhere else)
- UnNews:Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
- UnNews:Congress enacts safe lunch program into law
- UnNews:Congress hot for Plame
- UnNews:Congress to try $70B money bomb on terror
- UnNews:Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill
- UnNews:Congresswoman survives headshot (so far); Glock considers redesign
- UnNews:Consumer confidence drops in August
- UnNews:Consumers buy HD DVDs to spite copyfighters
- UnNews:Controversial racially charged series of Survivor claims yet another victim
- UnNews:Controversy rages over Steve Irwin video
- UnNews:Controversy sullies Nintendo Power Awards
- UnNews:Cosmonaut's flatulence sparks alarm on space station
- UnNews:Costco to sell marijuana by the bushel
- UnNews:Could Queen Latifah be considered a planet?
- UnNews:Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative
- UnNews:Country singer has broken heart, is drunk
- UnNews:Courts turn to Uncyclopedia, but selectively
- UnNews:Cows accused of eating infected spinach
- UnNews:Crack cocaine cures cancer
- UnNews:Crack Found in Foam on Space Shuttle
- UnNews:Crack lowered, blacks celebrate
- UnNews:Crack Vandal Finds God, Begs For Forgiveness
- UnNews:Cracker Jack updates "surprises"
- UnNews:Craig to chair Senate Inappropriations Committee
- UnNews:Craig: "I did not have sex with that man!"
- UnNews:Crappy poseur band acetate sells for $1 million
- UnNews:Crazed gunman takes hostages at HBO headquarters, demands network bring back The Sopranos
- UnNews:Crew of solar airplane in panic as sun sets
- UnNews:Criminals getting younger
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