UnNews articles in spoken form.
Pages in category "UnNewsAudio"
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- UnNews:Ahmadinejad pleads, "Send us your homosexuals"
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish year
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
- UnNews:Airline proposes fee to use lavatory
- UnNews:Airport worker sent home in crucifix row
- UnNews:Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police
- UnNews:Al and Tipper Gore split up
- UnNews:Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize
- UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"
- UnNews:Al Qaeda trying to recruit truck driver from California highway collapse
- UnNews:Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea
- UnNews:Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks
- UnNews:Al-Gayda casts die in Israeli conflict
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- UnNews:Al-Qaida Inc. expanding, now recruiting scientists
- UnNews:Alabama okays latex bikinis
- UnNews:Alan Colmes decries ratings
- UnNews:Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
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- UnNews:Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
- UnNews:All crises end, unfortunately
- UnNews:All eyes are on the F.E.D.
- UnNews:All political parties agree to be soft on crime
- UnNews:All your boxers are belong to us
- UnNews:All-purpose Jesus announces hostile takeover bid
- UnNews:Allen headbutts Macaca
- UnNews:Amazon to adopt Obamacare innovations
- UnNews:America celebrates Columbo Day
- UnNews:America to have cheaper power
- UnNews:America warms up to Obama-care
- UnNews:American billionare buys London Bridge, causes riots
- UnNews:American convert could face death
- UnNews:American entertainment news sources in a panic
- UnNews:American Idol loser hosts razor blade party
- UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share
- UnNews:Americans awarded Nobel Prize for useless discovery
- UnNews:Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- UnNews:Americans want to know; where de white women at?
- UnNews:Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!"
- UnNews:An all new, prettier, better blue screen of death
- UnNews:Analyst: War on Fish will end in 50 years
- UnNews:Analysts predict National Optimism Day will be a miserable failure
- UnNews:Ancient chimps invented hammer
- UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
- UnNews:Andy Griffith sues himself
- UnNews:Angela Merkel lies down in a darkened room
- UnNews:Ankara destroys Armenian church
- UnNews:Anna Nicole Smith to be divided into thirds, distributed
- UnNews:Annan on Blair: Shit fuck poo tits
- UnNews:Anne Frank story set to launch as comic book
- UnNews:Anonymous user's Uncyclopedia article hampered by production delays
- UnNews:Another bird flu outbreak successfully covered up
- UnNews:Another internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
- UnNews:Anti-union Wisconsin law published despite injunction
- UnNews:AOL buys Huffington Post
- UnNews:AOL Discloses Searches Of All Two Subscribers
- UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave
- UnNews:Apple "stunned" to find stats on reception and profit are crap
- UnNews:Apple Buys Out Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Apple stocks rise on introduction of new iToilet
- UnNews:Apple to introduce the Burberry Mac
- UnNews:Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"
- UnNews:Applebee's takes a hit after ill-timed "Spinach Sensations" menu
- UnNews:Arizona immigration news "round-up"
- UnNews:Arizona pundit "round-up"
- UnNews:Baby not taking baptism well
- UnNews:Ballmer bids $2B for Clippers
- UnNews:Ban on web gambling boosts "throw away your money" websites
- UnNews:Bangladesh censors Facebook
- UnNews:Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police
- UnNews:Baptist minister confounded, now hates everybody
- UnNews:Barack Obama announces USA allies in planned Syrian war
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
- UnNews:Barney is in critical condition at St. Alphonzo's Children’s Hospital
- UnNews:Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup
- UnNews:Barry Bonds hits 755 consecutive home runs in single inning
- UnNews:Baseball changes rules to stress safety
- UnNews:Baseball discards playoff format
- UnNews:Baseball's integrity dies
- UnNews:Basketball star LeBron James freed from slavery
- UnNews:Bat Fuck Operating System (BFOS) in Beta testing, may be dangerous
- UnNews:Battered Obama frees the hostages
- UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters
- UnNews:BBC plans documentary "I Love The C-Word"
- UnNews:Beaches oiled for maintenance
- UnNews:Bears shit in the woods, scientists baffled
- UnNews:Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting
- UnNews:Beer-warehouse shooter complained of racism
- UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
- UnNews:Beloved Slavic Former Leader Passes, Ascends to Heaven
- UnNews:Beowulf's Barrow discovered!
- UnNews:Bible mistranslated; Conan to inherit the earth
- UnNews:Biblical Researcher Discovers "6666" Pin-Number of the Beast
- UnNews:Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess
- UnNews:Biden thrusts against "naked" Crimea
- UnNews:Big Bopper still dead
- UnNews:Big Brother 8 to be more like 1984
- UnNews:Big Brother accused of "classism"
- UnNews:Big Brother Bush: ‘unwar in Eurasia unfar’
- UnNews:Big Brother contestant put to death for witchcraft
- UnNews:Big Brother picks all-corpse house in latest venture
- UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal
- UnNews:Big, fat, pink celebrities, celebrate the Pig Year in China
- UnNews:Bill Clinton now says "words matter"
- UnNews:Bill Gates blows fortune on bubble gum
- UnNews:Bill O'Reilly condemns subway rescuer for "disgusting physical closeness to another man"
- UnNews:Bill O'Reilly predicts America will become Sweden
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