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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:U.S. and Russia to cut Weinerdog Arsenals
- UnNews:U.S. asks 132 passengers to step forward
- UnNews:U.S. begins purge of liberal professors
- UnNews:U.S. computer analysts claim only 65,535 Iraqis at max actually killed
- UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold
- UnNews:U.S. Dollar 'Made In China'
- UnNews:U.S. Dollar falls below WoW Gold
- UnNews:U.S. enforces "Green-Hill Zone" over Libya
- UnNews:U.S. friends, family plan gun 'intervention'
- UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
- UnNews:U.S. gives nuke tech to India, South Korea like, "WTF?"
- UnNews:U.S. Government sends Chris Redfield to battle swine flu in Mexico
- UnNews:U.S. investment in Iraqi reconstruction reported perfect
- UnNews:U.S. May Ask IKEA to Sanction Iran
- UnNews:U.S. military attempted to build "Gay Bomb"
- UnNews:U.S. military playing catch-up with dogs
- UnNews:U.S. military reports 0 U.S. deaths in Iraq
- UnNews:U.S. pi-dollar bill on the rise
- UnNews:U.S. polygon sect leader arrested
- UnNews:U.S. releases bin Laden home movies
- UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb”
- UnNews:U.S. sanctioned by IAEA
- UnNews:U.S. sells Hawaii to help balance deficit
- UnNews:U.S. Senator puts forward motion to censure Bush
- UnNews:U.S. Skier Lindsey Vonn Graces Cover Of uhhh ehhh iii mmmmmm... oh, god...
- UnNews:U.S. soldiers give AIDS infected harlots to Iraqi insurgents as a false peace offering
- UnNews:U.S. State Department criticizes religious discrimination in Uzbekistan; we're not shitting you
- UnNews:U.S. State Department reverses opinion on Benghazi
- UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked
- UnNews:U.S. to deport Catholics
- UnNews:U.S., military locked in codependent relationship
- UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
- UnNews:UAE to cancel USA's $9 Trillion Debt
- UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101"
- UnNews:UEFA deny Champions League draw fixing
- UnNews:UF Student Tasered at Kerry Event
- UnNews:UFC Achieves World Peace
- UnNews:UFC Lightweigth Champion to be Acting SecNavy
- UnNews:UFO does not land in Roswell
- UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
- UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
- UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned
- UnNews:Ugly Scottish woman becomes a star!
- UnNews:Ugly women are unwanted, study says
- UnNews:Uh... No news
- UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict
- UnNews:UK animal tests plan aborted
- UnNews:UK bed-ridden by European election fever
- UnNews:UK bishop behind same-sex couples
- UnNews:UK children "most possessed by demons" in Europe
- UnNews:UK children are a bunch of lazy bastards
- UnNews:UK copyright extension needed to motivate deceased artists
- UnNews:UK Councils secretly filming rubbish
- UnNews:UK declares war on the weather
- UnNews:UK deeply concerned over Crimea
- UnNews:UK Detonates Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen
- UnNews:UK dumbs down reading test to fight "multiculturalism"
- UnNews:UK Ebola nurse avoids tabloid headline, moves to UnNews instead
- UnNews:UK Economy Crashes
- UnNews:UK faces full prisons
- UnNews:UK fields cats for counter-terror special operations
- UnNews:UK floods turn out to be advertisement for "Evan Almighty"
- UnNews:UK Gov. pays £73m to zombies
- UnNews:UK Government announces revocation of independence for USA
- UnNews:UK Government Ban Driving In Snow: Ploughs Fucked
- UnNews:UK Government gives itself power to ban the internet for thinking bad thoughts. Uncyclopedia likely to be high on hitlist
- UnNews:UK government pushes for ID cards for serial killers
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