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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Pope's third book on Jesus is really just bad fanfiction
- UnNews:Pope: "Scotland is too cold"
- UnNews:Popeye Busted for Steroid Use
- UnNews:Popeye in critical condition from E. coli in spinach
- UnNews:Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes
- UnNews:Pork farmers pick new slogan
- UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
- UnNews:Porn is finished, kaput, out of here, gonzo
- UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies
- UnNews:Portmeirion declared Britain's ‘Worst Tourist Resort’
- UnNews:Portugal's training methods exposed
- UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
- UnNews:Postage to go up again
- UnNews:Postal Service to be replaced by Pony Express
- UnNews:Poster of Britney Spears getting boned okay for Tokyo subway
- UnNews:Potatoes launch non-violent takeover
- UnNews:Potential 90s nostalgia reboots
- UnNews:Potential Teachers' strike causes panic
- UnNews:Potter gives opinion on Subprime mortgage crisis
- UnNews:Power is still out in St. Louis; nobody cares
- UnNews:Power Rangers is surprisingly still on, canceled
- UnNews:Power-elite see error of their ways, repent
- UnNews:Powerball winner also wins "Dumbest SOB on Planet" award
- UnNews:Pranked nurse speaks through medium
- UnNews:Prankster hits NPR, heads roll
- UnNews:Praying pilot jailed
- UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
- UnNews:Pre-Teen Repeatedly Beat White House Officials at Game of Battleship
- UnNews:Preacher revises date for the end of world
- UnNews:Precipitation shown on North Korea state television actually diced onions
- UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
- UnNews:Predictable old man breaks hip
- UnNews:Prediction: 2012 Presidential Candidates
- UnNews:Preeminent medical scientist announces cure for cancer is love
- UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter
- UnNews:Pregnant women to be given £200 for weed
- UnNews:Pregnant women warned to avoid contact with animals
- UnNews:Prehistoric Spider Web May be Evidence of Ancient "Super Pig"
- UnNews:Pres Ahmadinejad describes British "John Thomas"
- UnNews:Preschollers Wed in Arkansas
- UnNews:President and First Lady reportedly separating
- UnNews:President Bush a robot!
- UnNews:President Bush Acknowledges the Existence of Soccer
- UnNews:President Bush announces new heating cost savings plan
- UnNews:President Bush announces Pioneer Retrieval Mission
- UnNews:President Bush declares 'Kenya have weapons of mass destruction'
- UnNews:President Bush demonstrates how much he cares about food safety
- UnNews:President Bush Finally Admits That Osama bin Laden Is His Imaginary Friend
- UnNews:President Bush hosts Texas-style barbecue for British Queen
- UnNews:President Bush nixes "invisibility cloak"
- UnNews:President Bush Outraged at E. Coli, Promises Revenge
- UnNews:President Bush plans to hire Jack Bauer for terrorism fight
- UnNews:President Bush says something
- UnNews:President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
- UnNews:President Bush: "We are winning the War on Subways"
- UnNews:President calls for end to marriages
- UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
- UnNews:President Clinton Eats Fox News's Chris Wallace Alive, Spits Out The Bones
- UnNews:President Clinton hospitalized, says it is ‘Due to frenetic pace’, then winks
- UnNews:President Cosby bombs Disney World, kills millions
- UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
- UnNews:President not eaten by grue
- UnNews:President not replaced, just upgraded
- UnNews:President Obama 'hopeful' to avoid double-dip supernova
- UnNews:President Obama assasinated, Joe Biden to take over
- UnNews:President Obama has NOT been assassinated.
- UnNews:President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- UnNews:President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament
- UnNews:President Obama signs secret bill for 2nd economic stimulus package
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie/pee-pee
- UnNews:President pardons Furbies
- UnNews:President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- UnNews:President Reveals He Has Super Secret Spy Powers
- UnNews:President tells NASA "Get Your Asses into Space"
- UnNews:President to divorce Michelle
- UnNews:Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter
- UnNews:Pretzel assassin caught on White House lawn
- UnNews:Pretzel assassin reveals terrorist organization
- UnNews:Previous lack of Bush vetoes due to technical error
- UnNews:Pricasso paints with penis
- UnNews:Price of Cocaine Feeling Effects of Higher Gas Prices
- UnNews:Price of gasoline driven down by the price of gasoline.
- UnNews:Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order
- UnNews:Priest charged in Craigslist sex sting
- UnNews:Priest says he was only pretending to be gay
- UnNews:Priests battle "printing press" pirates
- UnNews:Prima donna convict demands better prison sentence
- UnNews:Prime Minister pledges foot-in-mouth action
- UnNews:Prince Charles feels the pinch
- UnNews:Prince Charles wants to ban McDonald's
- UnNews:Prince Charles: "I say! Pakistan's a bit of a rum show, wot?"
- UnNews:Prince experiences "wardrobe malfunction" on stage during Super Bowl XLI
- UnNews:Prince George makes his first public speech
- UnNews:Prince Harry apologizes for 'being crap at pool' in naked photos scandal
- UnNews:Prince Harry finally destroys Elmo's secret mountain hideaway
- UnNews:Prince Harry stays out of Iraq, opts for France instead
- UnNews:Prince Harry to duel bin Laden
- UnNews:Prince Harry to visit Iraq, UK glad
- UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
- UnNews:Prince William gets the Royal all clear to marry girlfriend Kate
- UnNews:Prince William recognizes the Festival of Beltane in Royal Wedding
- UnNews:Princess Anne to unveil gigantic nude statue that is "better than Braille"
- UnNews:Princess Diana "Still Dead"
- UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
- UnNews:Princess Peach convicted of human rights violations
- UnNews:Princess starts school for suicide bunnies
- UnNews:Principal: Toy Gun Buy Back Program a Resounding Success
- UnNews:Printer software perform not operation possible
- UnNews:Prison officials defend execution of wrong man
- UnNews:Prisoners released to "aid war effort"
- UnNews:Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
- UnNews:Pro-choice group demands right to carry out post-natal abortions
- UnNews:Pro-slavery activists seek Supreme Court nod
- UnNews:Problematic 6000 Released
- UnNews:Procrastinator's Club Postpones Christmas Banquet
- UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged
- UnNews:Prodigious Moon alert
- UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives
- UnNews:Profiles in Courage: Japanese pornography animators
- UnNews:Prolific UnNewser gains prestigious award
- UnNews:Prominent Homosexual 188.8.131.52 Reveals: Tompkins Is A Fag
- UnNews:Proof giant beavers built pyramids, Egyptians had 3D graphics
- UnNews:Proof of past life on Mars stumbles upon UnNews
- UnNews:Prop 8 passes - gays, cats, and salt shakers upset
- UnNews:Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt
- UnNews:Proposal for Oscar Wilde Day Vetoed By Obama
- UnNews:Proposal to Ban Sugar in Massachusetts
- UnNews:Proposed ban on carousels
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