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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:President Bush Acknowledges the Existence of Soccer
- UnNews:President Bush announces new heating cost savings plan
- UnNews:President Bush announces Pioneer Retrieval Mission
- UnNews:President Bush declares 'Kenya have weapons of mass destruction'
- UnNews:President Bush demonstrates how much he cares about food safety
- UnNews:President Bush Finally Admits That Osama bin Laden Is His Imaginary Friend
- UnNews:President Bush hosts Texas-style barbecue for British Queen
- UnNews:President Bush nixes "invisibility cloak"
- UnNews:President Bush Outraged at E. Coli, Promises Revenge
- UnNews:President Bush plans to hire Jack Bauer for terrorism fight
- UnNews:President Bush says something
- UnNews:President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
- UnNews:President Bush: "We are winning the War on Subways"
- UnNews:President calls for end to marriages
- UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
- UnNews:President Clinton Eats Fox News's Chris Wallace Alive, Spits Out The Bones
- UnNews:President Clinton hospitalized, says it is ‘Due to frenetic pace’, then winks
- UnNews:President Cosby bombs Disney World, kills millions
- UnNews:President Ebola springs into action
- UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
- UnNews:President McCain optimistic on new Iraq bombing
- UnNews:President not eaten by grue
- UnNews:President not replaced, just upgraded
- UnNews:President Obama 'hopeful' to avoid double-dip supernova
- UnNews:President Obama assasinated, Joe Biden to take over
- UnNews:President Obama has NOT been assassinated.
- UnNews:President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- UnNews:President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament
- UnNews:President Obama signs secret bill for 2nd economic stimulus package
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie
- UnNews:President pardons Fergie/pee-pee
- UnNews:President pardons Furbies
- UnNews:President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- UnNews:President Reveals He Has Super Secret Spy Powers
- UnNews:President tells NASA "Get Your Asses into Space"
- UnNews:President to divorce Michelle
- UnNews:Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter
- UnNews:Pretzel assassin caught on White House lawn
- UnNews:Pretzel assassin reveals terrorist organization
- UnNews:Previous lack of Bush vetoes due to technical error
- UnNews:Pricasso paints with penis
- UnNews:Price of Cocaine Feeling Effects of Higher Gas Prices
- UnNews:Price of gasoline driven down by the price of gasoline.
- UnNews:Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order
- UnNews:Priest charged in Craigslist sex sting
- UnNews:Priest says he was only pretending to be gay
- UnNews:Priests battle "printing press" pirates
- UnNews:Prima donna convict demands better prison sentence
- UnNews:Prime Minister pledges foot-in-mouth action
- UnNews:Prince Charles feels the pinch
- UnNews:Prince Charles wants to ban McDonald's
- UnNews:Prince Charles: "I say! Pakistan's a bit of a rum show, wot?"
- UnNews:Prince experiences "wardrobe malfunction" on stage during Super Bowl XLI
- UnNews:Prince George makes his first public speech
- UnNews:Prince Harry apologizes for 'being crap at pool' in naked photos scandal
- UnNews:Prince Harry finally destroys Elmo's secret mountain hideaway
- UnNews:Prince Harry stays out of Iraq, opts for France instead
- UnNews:Prince Harry to duel bin Laden
- UnNews:Prince Harry to visit Iraq, UK glad
- UnNews:Prince Philip's mouth retires
- UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
- UnNews:Prince William gets the Royal all clear to marry girlfriend Kate
- UnNews:Prince William recognizes the Festival of Beltane in Royal Wedding
- UnNews:Princess Anne to unveil gigantic nude statue that is "better than Braille"
- UnNews:Princess Diana "Still Dead"
- UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
- UnNews:Princess Peach convicted of human rights violations
- UnNews:Princess starts school for suicide bunnies
- UnNews:Principal: Toy Gun Buy Back Program a Resounding Success
- UnNews:Printer software perform not operation possible
- UnNews:Prison officials defend execution of wrong man
- UnNews:Prisoners released to "aid war effort"
- UnNews:Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
- UnNews:Pro-choice group demands right to carry out post-natal abortions
- UnNews:Pro-slavery activists seek Supreme Court nod
- UnNews:Problematic 6000 Released
- UnNews:Procrastinator's Club Postpones Christmas Banquet
- UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged
- UnNews:Prodigious Moon alert
- UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives
- UnNews:Professor says Brexit is a red herring
- UnNews:Profiles in Courage: Japanese pornography animators
- UnNews:Prolific UnNewser gains prestigious award
- UnNews:Prominent Homosexual 18.104.22.168 Reveals: Tompkins Is A Fag
- UnNews:Proof giant beavers built pyramids, Egyptians had 3D graphics
- UnNews:Proof of past life on Mars stumbles upon UnNews
- UnNews:Prop 8 passes - gays, cats, and salt shakers upset
- UnNews:Prophet pix banned: "Too difficult to draw"
- UnNews:Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt
- UnNews:Proposal for Oscar Wilde Day Vetoed By Obama
- UnNews:Proposal to Ban Sugar in Massachusetts
- UnNews:Proposed ban on carousels
- UnNews:Prostitute Union Formed
- UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert
- UnNews:Protests over election results in Hades
- UnNews:PROVED - Anyone can sneak a Silly Article past the Wikipedia Thought Police
- UnNews:Proved: Japanese people "weird"
- UnNews:PS3 cures cancer, competition not alarmed
- UnNews:PS3 fans eagerly await OJ Simpson's new game "If You Did It"
- UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
- UnNews:Psychic "interviews" dead celebrities
- UnNews:Psychic Octopus to be offered new identity if Spain lose World Cup final
- UnNews:Psychologist: Moses had Alzheimer's
- UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
- UnNews:Public fury as death metal vocalist uses offensive word
- UnNews:Public get sick of Large Hadron Collider news stories
- UnNews:Public Radio Stations to Drop Radio Service
- UnNews:Public told to stop laughing at Jacqui Smith
- UnNews:Puffins being spied on by MI6
- UnNews:Pun Intended
- UnNews:Punishment fit for a queen?
- UnNews:Punxsutawney Phil Unable to Perform; Back-up Punxsutawney Pete Epic Fails
- UnNews:Pupils not allowed to breathe
- UnNews:Purdue co-ed insists: Sluts don't cause earthquakes
- UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
- UnNews:Purpose Rain falls on Harvard campus
- UnNews:Putin Accuses America of Conducting "Georgian War"
- UnNews:Putin adversary dies; the West is baffled
- UnNews:Putin and Bush patches up their relation on a date in Maine
- UnNews:Putin and Walesa wed in a truly gay ceremony
- UnNews:Putin denies being homophobic
- UnNews:Putin denies voting irregularities; says corruption is “fairly regular now”
- UnNews:Putin is sick of LiveJournal too
- UnNews:Putin is tired of listening to Pussy Riot
- UnNews:Putin protégé reveals his moderate side
- UnNews:Putin runs for New York comptroller
- UnNews:Putin Sets Disco Floor, Georgia Alight
- UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents
- UnNews:Putin stops Straight Pride parade In Moscow
- UnNews:Putin's surprise nomination shocks Indonesia
- UnNews:Putin's United Russia take 100% of the vote in Russian election
- UnNews:Pyongyang destroyed by huge sea reptile
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