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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Paul the Octopus considers offer from Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Paul the Octopus retires from retiring
- UnNews:Paulson encourages banks to generate more bad loans
- UnNews:Pauly Shore lands title role in major production of "Waiting for Godot"
- UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity
- UnNews:PBS Kids smuggling buisiness
- UnNews:PC encryption chip hacked
- UnNews:PC Police to get new vehicles
- UnNews:PC wins court case
- UnNews:Peace freaks win bid for alternative to Space Shuttle
- UnNews:Peacock on Aussie 10 cents!
- UnNews:Pedophile Defends Walt Disney
- UnNews:Peel schools celebrate ethnocentrism, spirit of assimiliation this Christmas
- UnNews:Pekingg two collect badengrish tlansrations fo publik sines
- UnNews:Pele to blow up Kilauea over political concerns
- UnNews:Pelosi bill would have Bush cracking the books
- UnNews:Pelosi institutes new rules for House
- UnNews:Pelosi reburbishes office
- UnNews:Pelosi visits Imus
- UnNews:Pelosi: "Electing me was a stark blunder"
- UnNews:Penguin Researcher Demands Antarctica is allowed to compete in the Olympics
- UnNews:Penguins attack Bond at US cinemas
- UnNews:Penguins declare war!!
- UnNews:Penguins Die From Too Much Intelligence
- UnNews:Pennsylvania city renames itself for cash
- UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
- UnNews:Pentagon revives nose art
- UnNews:Pentagon says secret unit couldn't have stopped 9/11 attacks
- UnNews:Pentagon says, No Porn in warzones
- UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
- UnNews:People around the world celebrate International Happiness Day
- UnNews:People bitter over Obama calling them 'bitter'
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up
- UnNews:People losing virginity later in life; sex is getting too hard
- UnNews:People overweight, and it's their fault, at all time low
- UnNews:People with eyes are more likely to be able to see
- UnNews:Peppermint Patty, dead at age 49
- UnNews:PepsiCo Announces Pepsi Throwback Throwback for 2012
- UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment
- UnNews:Person Determines Own Importance
- UnNews:Peruvian man blames toxic flatulence "on meteor crash"
- UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match
- UnNews:Pessimist on Wall Street forgets to turn off oven
- UnNews:Pet food recall alarms owners
- UnNews:Pet turtle runs away, child heartbroken; investigators actively seeking missing reptile
- UnNews:PETA Boycotts Wienerschnitzel
- UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop
- UnNews:PETA grows increasingly violent, nukes Euthanasia
- UnNews:PETA rescues Pokémon from illegal stadium, captures three trainers
- UnNews:PETA to join Nuclear Club, FBI fears
- UnNews:PETCO releases revolutionary new dog beer product
- UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50
- UnNews:Peter Jackson announces new Condensed Lord of the Rings DVD
- UnNews:Peter O'Toole eaten alive by Last King of Scotland star Forest Whitaker
- UnNews:Peter Weir to remake Picnic at Hanging Rock with teddy bears instead
- UnNews:Petrol price hikes to result in destruction of space time continuum "within days"
- UnNews:Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
- UnNews:Peugeot Forced to Terminate Employees at UK Factory
- User:PF4Eva/CUCU
- User:PF4Eva/Shit That Pisses Me Off:Netflix, Iron Man 2, BTTF, Alien, etc.
- User:PF4Eva/UnNews:Fantasy Casting: The Munsters (Bryan Fuller)
- User:PF4Eva/UnNews:How the Halloween franchise can dig itself out of its hole
- User:PF4Eva/UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player
- UnNews:Pfizer pulls controversial antidepressant Strychnine
- UnNews:Pharaoh to step down
- UnNews:Phelps found to be hax0ring the Olympics
- UnNews:Phil Spector visits Syria
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- UnNews:Phil Spector's Murder Trial Delayed For Haircut
- UnNews:Phil Taylor applies for 'Satan' job
- UnNews:Philadelphia Police Office shot, eaten.
- UnNews:Philadelphia school being sued by students and parents after being caught spying with webcams
- UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
- UnNews:Philosophy student comes to realization that "It's all a dream, man"
- UnNews:Phoenix Lander discovers dirt on Mars
- UnNews:Phoenix Lander discovers ice on Mars
- UnNews:Phone books are our cultural heritage, say police
- UnNews:Phone Line
- UnNews:Phone stops ringing
- UnNews:Photo of Clinton wearing a burqa creates a stir
- UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast
- UnNews:Photographer Jailed for Photo
- UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi
- UnNews:Physicists prove "you can't get there from here"
- UnNews:Picture deemed unsafe for Wallpaper
- UnNews:Pieces of 'Scott' fired into space
- UnNews:Pierce Brosnan jealous over Daniel Craig becoming the best Bond ever
- UnNews:Pig Mask Army Has taken over China
- UnNews:Pigeon and Monkey to wed, Flying Monkeys now inevitable
- UnNews:Pigeon hunting banned in central London
- UnNews:Pigeon violence increases in London
- UnNews:Pilot sues airline as Captain dies during flight
- UnNews:Pilot whales stripped of rating
- UnNews:Pimps Protest Proposed Tax
- UnNews:Pincer attack of Arctic and Antarctic air leaves island paradise out in the cold
- UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit
- UnNews:Pink Floyd enthusiast deeply depressed
- UnNews:Pirate ghosts suspected in death of Scooby-Doo creator, Iwao Takamoto
- UnNews:Pirates continue global rampage, plunder box office revenues
- UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
- UnNews:Pirates looking forward to Steelers' training camp
- UnNews:Pirates of the Caribbean attack Gonaïves
- UnNews:Pirates seize moron ship
- UnNews:Pirates take illegal dump off the coast of Africaland
- UnNews:Pirates take land lubber yank hostage
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Pirates forfeit season
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Steelers trounce Conway Cougars
- UnNews:Pixar film deemed too racy, gets X rating
- UnNews:Plaintiff must prove she's "too sexy to work"
- UnNews:Plan to clone Hitler hindered by protests
- UnNews:Plan to move Israel to Canada, "just not working out"
- UnNews:Plane crash foils Nigerian sultan's escape plan, Illinois farmer's get-rich-quick scheme
- UnNews:Plane explodes in Boston
- UnNews:Planet Earth mocks Iran by invading Uranus
- UnNews:Planet Google unveiled; Uncyclopedia's Mars base nowhere to be found
- UnNews:Planned Parenthood to conduct legitimate rape classes
- UnNews:Plans for New Zealand's Manukau and Auckland cities to be merged into one: Millions gasp.
- UnNews:Plans to build another Mt. Everest postponed
- UnNews:Plans to stage Premiership football matches on Moon and Mars "non-starter"
- UnNews:Platypus - a stupid hoax
- UnNews:Play-Doh penises perturb parents
- UnNews:Playboy centerfold is Marge Simpson spins off Playboy Jr. for Boys
- UnNews:Playboy launches Braille issue
- UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold
- UnNews:Players are behind me - McClaren
- UnNews:Playground pals Bill & Barack on speaking terms again
- UnNews:Playstation 3 actually a hoax
- UnNews:PlayStation 3 European launch announced
- UnNews:Playstation 3 is second hand junk
- UnNews:Playstation 3 to save humanity from misery, death
- UnNews:Pluto totally dissed
- UnNews:PM defiant: "We shall fight them in the cinemas!"
- UnNews:PM kicks dog, children
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint: Should the Union charter a new National Bank?
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?
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