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- UnNews:Obama takes first step toward losing presidential election
- UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue'
- UnNews:Obama tells Americans, "Stop the leaks--or else!"
- UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!"
- UnNews:Obama to America: "It's your fault"
- UnNews:Obama to award DA Thomas Spota
- UnNews:Obama to combat nation's drought
- UnNews:Obama to everyone: Drop dead!
- UnNews:Obama to honor war dead
- UnNews:Obama to media: "we're coming for you!"
- UnNews:Obama to regulate high from pot plants
- UnNews:Obama to remove and recycle caps lock keys in all computers
- UnNews:Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral
- UnNews:Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation"
- UnNews:Obama to supporters: "I will solve mystery of Dead Man's Cove"
- UnNews:Obama to transform trip to Afghanistan into bestseller
- UnNews:Obama to try health care one more time
- UnNews:Obama touts ice cream bailout success
- UnNews:Obama Unveils Ambitious Tit Access Package
- UnNews:Obama unveils auto idustry plan in infomercial
- UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans
- UnNews:Obama votes early; Pookie does not
- UnNews:Obama vows to hunt down Easter Bunny; find eggs
- UnNews:Obama vows to rename Gitmo
- UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win
- UnNews:Obama wins a big freaking medal
- UnNews:Obama wins close delegate race at DNC 3,166-23
- UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap
- UnNews:Obama wins Democratic nomination, Clinton pushes forward with campaign
- UnNews:Obama womanizing rivals Clinton's
- UnNews:Obama worked campaign staffer to death
- UnNews:Obama's autobiography exposed as "blatant lies"
- UnNews:Obama's cabinet criticized for lack of diversity
- UnNews:Obama's divine powers fading
- UnNews:Obama's family ready to abdicate
- UnNews:Obama's first 50 days of tyranny
- UnNews:Obama's senate seat for sale at police auction
- UnNews:Obama's speech reassures Americans about NCAA brackets
- UnNews:Obama, GOP do one final deal
- UnNews:Obama, McCain to Participate in Deathmatch for Presidency
- UnNews:Obama, Romney, burst into song on campaign; Soul Train founder shoots self in head
- UnNews:Obama-care confusion ends
- UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
- UnNews:Obama: Ignore North Korea, and it will go away
- UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
- UnNews:Obama: should he be committed?
- UnNews:Obama: Waldo found, killed
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
- UnNews:Obama: Yes We Car!
- UnNews:Obamas fiddle while America burns
- UnNews:Obamas Move To Washington
- UnNews:Obi-Wan Kenobi sued by Carls Jr.
- UnNews:Obituaries of gay people
- UnNews:Obituary: Some user, 8 December 2005-20 March 2006
- UnNews:Obituary: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner
- UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
- UnNews:Obligatory media sensation erupts as another tiny, snowless and/or politically troubled equatorial nation sends lone athlete to winter games
- UnNews:Obola: Quarantines to be scientific
- UnNews:Obscure Germans' novel featured by Oprah's Book Club
- UnNews:Obummer "honored" by New Guinea tribesmen's "heartfelt gift"
- UnNews:Occupy protesters closer to developing nuclear weapons
- UnNews:Occupy Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Octomom sues Michelle Duggar
- UnNews:Oddball Medical Measurement
- UnNews:Oden, Wheelblazers approach perfect season
- UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation
- UnNews:Office employees discover colleague is actually Satan
- UnNews:Officials calm about brain-eating amoeba in tap water
- UnNews:Officials Lie About Streak Ending
- UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares
- UnNews:Officials: Luge crash "not our fault"
- UnNews:OGG approval ratings fall once again
- UnNews:Oh God it's snowing hard
- UnNews:Oh God! Horrific Brazilian plane crash!
- UnNews:Oh Jesus, the robots are coming to kill us all
- UnNews:Oh my God, Russia killed Kenny, you bastards!
- UnNews:Ohio family completes celebration of WASP Thanksgiving
- UnNews:Ohio family looks forward to celebrating WASP Christmas
- UnNews:Ohio family looks forward to celebrating WASP Thanksgiving
- UnNews:Ohio family still recovering from WASP Fourth of July celebrations
- UnNews:Ohio State defeats Texas in annual Arson Contest
- UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class
- UnNews:Ohio tornado wreaks havoc, ruins day
- UnNews:Ohio Voters Swayed by Clinton's Experience
- UnNews:Ohio's New "Hamlet's Law" Intended to Prevent Death-Row Conversions
- UnNews:Oil Prices Expected to Drop Below Zero By Election Day
- UnNews:Oil slick contaminated by wildlife
- UnNews:Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry
- UnNews:Oil Supplier Donates Proceeds from Iraq Profiteering to McCain Campaign
- UnNews:OJ Simpson Arrested for JonBenet Ramsey Killing
- UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel
- UnNews:Oklahoma City bans food
- UnNews:Oklahoma Declares Sovereignty: Nobody Cares
- UnNews:Old Faithful quits
- UnNews:Old Man to Rise Again
- UnNews:Old Man Winter stubs toe
- UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows
- UnNews:Old Timer fondly remembers more complicated times
- UnNews:Old Unabomber math put to new use
- UnNews:Oleaginous media slick spreads over London
- UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is
- UnNews:Oliver Larch found after 116 years
- UnNews:Oliver Reed: the lost interview
- UnNews:Oliver Stone poised for success with upcoming revisionist film
- UnNews:Olmert ready for talks with ABBA
- UnNews:Olympian volleyball players also "play" off court
- UnNews:Olympic boycott 'may cost us money'
- UnNews:Olympic Torch Recalled
- UnNews:Olympics over; men's field hockey players return to their shame-holes
- UnNews:Olympics to take place in Tibetan battle grounds "for an added thrill"
- UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
- UnNews:Omaha set to change name
- UnNews:OMFG!!!1! Teh g4rdn3r 15 a 1337 h4xx0r!!!!1
- UnNews:Once a Blue always a blue red
- UnNews:One year on: missing banana "still out there"
- UnNews:Online encyclopedia Wikipedia bans sarcasm
- UnNews:Only good press on Olympics to be allowed
- UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive
- UnNews:Only Six Percent Of Democrats Are Scientists: Pew Poll
- UnNews:Ontario man unable to find girlfriend, builds one instead
- UnNews:Oogle turns 0!
- UnNews:Op-ed: DESTROY HUMANS
- UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters
- UnNews:OpEd Columns Editorials Letters/Reductio ad Hitlerum
- UnNews:Open season on sad clowns begins
- UnNews:Opening Ceremonies Fixed
- UnNews:Openly gay NFL player in another "first"
- UnNews:Ophelia jumps in river for Hamlet
- UnNews:Opium still dominates agriculture in Afghanistan
- UnNews:Oprah aims low, hits mark
- UnNews:Oprah gets Sex Change, Millions of American Housewives do the Same
- UnNews:Oprah hosts final show
- UnNews:Oprah Plans Partnership With NASA To Send Solomon To Mars
- UnNews:Oprah Winfrey opens South African starfucking academy
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