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- UnNews:J. Lo to promote new album
- UnNews:J.D. Salinger sues self
- UnNews:J.K. Rowling receives first payment of royalties for her new novel; does not notice
- UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8!
- UnNews:J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed
- UnNews:Jabulani ball causes more distress
- UnNews:Jack Abramoff admits to taking money from Jack Abramoff
- UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
- UnNews:Jack Black Vs. Jack White: The Jack-Off
- UnNews:Jack Lalanne, ready to be boxed
- UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
- UnNews:Jack Sparrow Attends an AA meeting
- UnNews:Jack Thompson faces murder charges by the Supreme Court
- UnNews:Jacques Chirac retreats
- UnNews:Jada Pinkett Smith shows some pink (sort of)
- UnNews:Jade Goody estate for London?
- UnNews:Jade Goody Spontaneously combusts!
- UnNews:Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- UnNews:Jade Goody's marriage is "Doomed to Failure" predicts tabloid Agony Aunt.
- UnNews:Jade Goody's publicist "really sad"
- UnNews:Jailed chef says Bin Laden preferred Upside-down Cake
- UnNews:Jake Johnson Sighted Walking on Water
- UnNews:James Bond fan changes his name to include all 21 film titles
- UnNews:James Bond killed in an absurdly obscure manner
- UnNews:James Brown dies, a full 30 years after Soul Music died
- UnNews:James Brown's body mistakenly switched for Gerald Ford's at Apollo Viewing
- UnNews:James Cameron elected new Prime Minister of Pandora
- UnNews:James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye
- UnNews:James Dobson accuses Barack Obama of being a "well-endowed negro"
- UnNews:James Hansen, Creator of the Muppets, Denounces Coal Power
- UnNews:James Smith Carpark explosion kills absolutely nobody
- UnNews:Jane Fonda incorporates herself
- UnNews:Jane Fonda seeks new husband
- UnNews:Janitor finds 40 year old Big Mac in Closet
- UnNews:Japan "trashes America," Palin says
- UnNews:Japan and Australia clash over fake sea life
- UnNews:Japan gives away free money
- UnNews:Japan launch really secret satellite
- UnNews:Japan launches first "anal" probe
- UnNews:Japan moves to prevent hot Asian chicks bubble
- UnNews:Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
- UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
- UnNews:Japan: Kamikaze attack on Sea Shepherd eco boat
- UnNews:Japanese Attack Pearl Harbor Again!
- UnNews:Japanese Businessman Rebels Against Society
- UnNews:Japanese celebrate 65th aniversary of Pearl Harbor
- UnNews:Japanese girls heat up the Winter
- UnNews:Japanese Horror Movies Revert Japan To Stone Age
- UnNews:Japanese men battle "unsightly bulges"
- UnNews:Japanese PM to visit Kitty Paradise
- UnNews:Japanese Robot-babies
- UnNews:Japanese schoolgirl prostitution
- UnNews:Japanese scientists resurrect tiger tyrant, anarchy ensues
- UnNews:Japanese to harpoon fat people instead of whales in effort to combat growing obesity
- UnNews:Japenese children under the age of 8 smarter than average American college student
- UnNews:Jared wins Nobel Peace Prize
- UnNews:Jason Bateman mistakes Tootsie for actual woman
- UnNews:Jason Dainter almost causes apocalypse, still clueless
- UnNews:Jason goes to hell
- UnNews:Jay Cutler ready to be sacked in playoffs
- UnNews:Jay Leno's chin falls off
- UnNews:Jay Leno's chin no longer a planet
- UnNews:Jediist accuses local store of discrimination
- UnNews:Jeep recalls Cherokees from freed slaves
- UnNews:Jeff Coatsworth arrested in corruption scam
- UnNews:Jehovah's Witness dies in freak praying accident
- UnNews:Jehovah's Witnesses to 'update' Matt Damon film
- UnNews:Jeopardy producers sue Sodomy! creator
- UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes
- UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets
- UnNews:Jessica Alba lusts after naked men
- UnNews:Jessica Simpson Shows Her Baby Bump
- UnNews:Jesus "poo" sculpture offends Church
- UnNews:Jesus And 10 Prostitutes Found Dead In Hotel Room
- UnNews:Jesus brings cremated man back from dead
- UnNews:Jesus Christ Busts Paris Out of Jail
- UnNews:Jesus Christ endorses Obama
- UnNews:Jesus comes in honor of Good Friday
- UnNews:Jesus Crikey! 5000 Australians flee flooding
- UnNews:Jesus Crikey! Irwin rises from tomb
- UnNews:Jesus destroys Stephen Baldwin's life
- UnNews:Jesus goes on Resurrection Rampage
- UnNews:Jesus hits out at Christmas shoppers
- UnNews:Jesus is back
- UnNews:Jesus killed in more badass way than originally assumed, historians say
- UnNews:Jesus loves Huckabee more than Romney
- UnNews:Jesus returns from grave, traded to Jets
- UnNews:Jesus reveals all on rapture fiasco
- UnNews:Jesus sues Jews for Jesus over pamphlet
- UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism
- UnNews:Jesus turns on rapture
- UnNews:Jesus vows to come back as astronaut
- UnNews:Jesus, what a workout!
- UnNews:Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
- UnNews:Jews of the World: Israel Who?
- UnNews:Jews responsible for the holocaust, claims historian
- UnNews:Jews take over
- UnNews:Jidhadist in our Midst, Now in our breakfast?
- UnNews:JIF sues Wonka
- UnNews:Jihad Jane: terrorist, traitor, or just crazy?
- UnNews:Jill Stanek wins pro-choice Sanger Award!
- UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition
- UnNews:Jim Varney resurrected for new film role
- UnNews:Jimbo steps into Uncyclopedia Cabal race
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales accused of abusing his power at Wikipedia
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales doesn't believe in Santa Claus
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales hopes to cash in on micro-commerce
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales is GAY, Claims Journalist
- UnNews:Jimbo Wales is, in my opinion, an elitist asshat
- UnNews:Jimmy Buffett donates Margaritaville to Gates Foundation
- UnNews:Jimmy Wales found to have lied about credentials, asks self to resign
- UnNews:Joan of Arc, Maid of New Orleans
- UnNews:Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2
- UnNews:Jobs' health is a trade secret
- UnNews:Joe Biden has too many hats
- UnNews:Joe Biden says President FDR spoke on TV during the stock market crash
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit
- UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!"
- UnNews:Joe Torre found to have rare anti-smile disease
- UnNews:John "teo lavs" Prescott explains his expenses
- UnNews:John Carter 2 in works!
- UnNews:John Constable to be kept in Britain
- UnNews:John Denver's wife gives advice to other women married to guitar players
- UnNews:John Dorian struck from medical register
- UnNews:John Edwards: "I am Conan O'Brien's brother"
- UnNews:John Howard puts his last effort in tackling drought
- UnNews:John Howard… charged with terrorism offences
- UnNews:John Kerry apologizes for being a lousy comedian
- UnNews:John Kerry Debating Himself On Whether To Run In 2008
- UnNews:John Kerry euthanized after political setbacks
- UnNews:John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case
- UnNews:John Lennon denied resurrection for fourth time
- UnNews:John Lennon's killer seeks parole
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