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- UnNews:Heston Blumenthal dies at 45
- UnNews:Heterosexuality declared "a vile abomination and unnatural sexual preference according to scripture and now according to scientists. Kekekeke!"
- UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
- UnNews:Hey Girls! Come and watch "Sex in the City 2" - Its gonna be SHIT!
- UnNews:Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead
- UnNews:Hezbollah baffled by Israel's response
- UnNews:Hezbollah bombs UnNews HQ
- UnNews:Hezbollah launches missile attack on Nazareth; Jesus suffers minor injuries
- UnNews:Hezbollah leader warns against evils of kitten huffing
- UnNews:Hezbollah militants killed by letter bomb
- UnNews:Hezbollah Popularity Rises With New Mascot
- UnNews:Hezbollah scores own goal, says murdered Colombian footballer
- UnNews:Hezbollah: We Won
- UnNews:Hiccup outbreak causes panic
- UnNews:Hidden racist comments found in borat film
- UnNews:Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite
- UnNews:Higgs-Bozo particles detected at FermiLab
- UnNews:High Art Now Considered Offensive, Shocking
- UnNews:High Court injunction against Eyjafjallajokull volcano
- UnNews:High court orders woman to "get a sense of humor"
- UnNews:High court rules:It's still rape even if you shout surprise
- UnNews:High school distributes marijuana to its students
- UnNews:High School Musical reboot in progress
- UnNews:High Wycombe rejoices at bombing raid
- UnNews:High-heeled shoes for babies hit UK
- UnNews:High-school football player attacks 14-year-old girl
- UnNews:High-speed train crash "not disasterous enough"
- UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride
- UnNews:Highway man gets wheelchair ride
- UnNews:Hikers warned not to fuck with Mount Hood
- UnNews:Hilarious office intern pissing everybody off
- UnNews:Hilary Clinton to have a cameo in Napoleon Dynamite II: The Search For Joan Rivers' Implants
- UnNews:Hilary to escape?
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton "just a happy housewife" inside
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton crowns herself Queen of America
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton defends holocaust remark
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton Drops out of the Presidential Election
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton drops out, endorses Barack Obama
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton tells God to change His mind
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton to be added to Mt. Rushmore
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton wants votes of a small Greek island counted in Democratic primary
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton's dental care based on England's do-it-youself approach
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton: "I've got 35 years of experience fighting bears"
- UnNews:Hillary comes really clean
- UnNews:Hillary corrals reporters
- UnNews:Hillary dropping Presidential Bid!
- UnNews:Hillary Drops Bid for President
- UnNews:Hillary Drops Presidental Bid
- UnNews:Hillary Kicks off new Campaign Strategy, Doomed to Fail.
- UnNews:Hillary may have declared her candidacy
- UnNews:Hillary to State: Stop me before I reformat again
- UnNews:Hillary unveils campaign disguise
- UnNews:Hilton IS Messiah after all!
- UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake'
- UnNews:Hip-hop loses classification as music
- UnNews:Hippies: "You all need to stop farting"
- UnNews:Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan
- UnNews:Historic libation celebrated by Smithsonian
- UnNews:Historical screenplay slammed for lack of ethnic diversity
- UnNews:Hit series Israel returns with new season
- UnNews:Hit squad from the future fails to assassinate Suzanne Collins
- UnNews:Hitler "Final Solution" diet builds muscle, busts fat
- UnNews:Hitler found to have soft spot
- UnNews:Hitler Invades Uncyclopedia IRC
- UnNews:Hitler’s rebirth as a Pop star is criticized as untimely
- UnNews:House Republicans Reject “Lemming” Label, Decide to Join Senate Pussies
- UnNews:Housing bubble burst toughest on monkeys
- UnNews:Housing Crunch Claims Life
- UnNews:Housing demand rockets... but what will they use them for?
- UnNews:Houston resident sued by RIAA over the use of the words "fall", "out" and "boy"
- UnNews:How Apple can mess with your life
- UnNews:How can UnNews compete?
- UnNews:How the Halloween franchise can dig itself out of its hole
- UnNews:How to bury a Satanist?
- UnNews:How to prepare for Black Friday
- UnNews:How to spot a psychopath at work
- Help:How to write a Shit That Pisses Me Off article
- Help:How to write an UnNews article
- UnNews:Howard cancels city-wide shutdown; imminent strike may shut down city
- UnNews:Howard continues to deny the existence of a state known as reality
- UnNews:Howard Dean intends to campaign on Jupiter
- UnNews:Howard Dean's epic campaign for presidency shocks US
- UnNews:HR Director slowly losing it
- UnNews:HSBC tolerate verbal abuse of Customer Services
- UnNews:Hu's laughing now?
- UnNews:Hubble telescope views Nowak trial
- UnNews:Huckabee steps in it again
- UnNews:Huffing Rubber Cement
- UnNews:Huge Profanity Seen From Space
- UnNews:Huge riot in Estonia due to a statue
- UnNews:Huge tunnels found under America, Mole Man to blame
- UnNews:Hugh Laurie Suffers Injury, Contracts Foreign Accent Syndrome
- UnNews:Hugo Chavez compares President to the Devil
- UnNews:Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
- UnNews:Hugo Chavez shuts down TV station that criticized him replaces it with new one staffed by Rosie O'Donnell
- UnNews:Hugo Chavez to come out with his own PC
- UnNews:Hugo Chávez announces "socialist revolution," tops 2007 Dead Pools worldwide
- UnNews:Human flu outbreak infects 1,500 pigs
- UnNews:Human rights group denounce sorcery killing in Papua New Guinea
- UnNews:Human semen a form of ectoplasm
- UnNews:Human Vegetable Eaten By Carnivore
- UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs
- UnNews:Humans “to blame” for climate change
- UnNews:Hummus Wins Trademark Fight Against Hamas
- UnNews:Humpy's bears
- UnNews:Hundreds of iPods Sold
- UnNews:Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- UnNews:Hunger now banned in North Korea
- UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn
- UnNews:Hunter S Thompson admits drug use
- UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu
- UnNews:Hurricane Beta released
- UnNews:Hurricane Evacuees' Trailer Explodes
- UnNews:Hurricane George sweeps across North America, barely hits anything
- UnNews:Hurricane Karl slams into Delaware
- UnNews:Hurricane Katrina: seems as though it just happened yesterday
- UnNews:Hurricane Noel goes missing in Bermuda Triangle
- UnNews:Hurricane Sandy diverts attention from election
- UnNews:Hurricane scientists can't believe Nadine just gone
- UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock
- UnNews:Husband comes out as gay, wife not surprised
- UnNews:Hussein discouraged by death sentence, still leads in Ohio
- UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death'
- UnNews:Hybrid marijuana plant discovered by Mexican police
- UnNews:Hydroelectric dams recalled due to 'unproven technology'
- UnNews:Hydrogen claims Rule over Universe: Chemical Warfare ensues
- UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage
- UnNews:Hypnotised student joins Taliban
- UnNews:Hypofaceitosis claims another victim
- UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations
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