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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Grand Poobah of Unfunkistan complains about lack of international attention to it's nuclear program
- UnNews:Grandfather declares sandcastle-building contest a draw
- UnNews:Grandmother, 96 is "kingpin of crime"
- UnNews:Granny "Opens a Can" on Somali Pirates
- UnNews:Grass found to be greener on the other side
- UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies
- UnNews:Great white shark eats Kevorkian; blames AC/DC
- UnNews:Greatest fake heart attack ever performed is still going on
- UnNews:Greece destabilises Europe
- UnNews:Greece Endorses Obama in 2012 Bid
- UnNews:Greece plans financial consolidation by earthquake
- UnNews:Greek elections soon, GFC version 2.0 looming?
- UnNews:Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead
- UnNews:Greek Prime Minister target by perv
- UnNews:Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
- UnNews:Greeks hate new documentary
- UnNews:Greeks told to take their horse back
- UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart
- UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
- UnNews:Greenland secedes from Denmark, world doesn't care
- UnNews:Greenpeace calls for greener consoles
- UnNews:Greenpeace releases new line of Green Pieces to help spread vision of peace
- UnNews:Gremlins attack news institutions
- UnNews:Greta Van Susteren clears the air
- UnNews:Greyhound racing 'needs change'
- UnNews:Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- UnNews:Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
- UnNews:Grinch steals all civic holidays, Whos celebrate regardless
- UnNews:Grizzly bear mauls colt in post-Superbowl revenge killing
- UnNews:Group of conservative scientists mathematically disprove that Sheryl Crow and Laurie David "are the American people."
- UnNews:Group of displaced Ghouls occupy Tenpenny Tower
- UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber
- UnNews:Grue flu outbreak forces killing cute kitties and puppies
- UnNews:Grue No Longer Endangered, but Endangering
- UnNews:Guantanamo Bay Prison to be converted to "torture your own Arab" theme park
- UnNews:Guard dog seized for acts of unprovoked racist assault
- UnNews:Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- UnNews:Guilty: Paul Dacre looks stunned as appeal against press regulation is rejected
- UnNews:Guitar Hero 4 to have 'smashable guitars'
- UnNews:Guitar Virtuoso Defeats Rap Master
- UnNews:Guitars to become extinct after guitar tab controversy
- UnNews:Gulf Coast Team to Study Dutch Flood Controls
- UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
- UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
- UnNews:Gummy Bear with head bitten off to run for U.S. President
- UnNews:Gun claims can't stop the Wall of Sound
- UnNews:Gundam experiences midlife crisis
- UnNews:Gunfire near Arizona border blamed on Univisión
- UnNews:Guns wreak havoc at Parkinson’s disease fundraiser
- UnNews:Guy falls asleep at his desk, has trouble waking up
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes arrested for breaking smoking ban in Parliament
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy/Original, in all it's glory
- UnNews:Guy Writes Terrible Fan Fiction Story
- UnNews:Halliburton moves headquarters to warmer climes
- UnNews:Halliburton Shuts Down Pipeline in Bush's Brain
- UnNews:Halliburton: “Psst! Wanna buy a kidney?”
- UnNews:Halloween Disaster X ends in, well, disaster
- UnNews:"Halloween" remake: Zombie out, Minelli in
- UnNews:Hallucinating Kettle called black by Pot
- UnNews:Hamas embarrased to find it invaded wrong country
- UnNews:Hamas Pays Palestinian Workers With Monopoly Money
- UnNews:Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists
- UnNews:Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition
- UnNews:Hamas, Israel, agree to fire rockets attached with first aid kits
- UnNews:Hamburglar executed
- UnNews:Hammond nominated for 2 positions
- UnNews:Hampster Injured in horrific Formula Floor accident.
- UnNews:Han Solo falls in Iraq, future in doubt
- UnNews:Hand Mortar Hunter Charges Thrown Out by Judge
- UnNews:Hand sanitizer a good way to beat drunk breath test
- UnNews:Handicapped karaoke singers have their vocal chords removed after "one bad gig"
- UnNews:Hangnail foils Space Station rescue attempt
- UnNews:Hangover drug suppressed
- UnNews:Hannah Monatana Unmasked as Russian Spy
- UnNews:Happy 40th Birthday Internet!
- UnNews:Happy grandmother accidentally becomes four-star general
- UnNews:Harbhajan Singh racially abuses clown
- UnNews:Hard Times for a Hard Industry
- UnNews:Hardened butter tears through fresh bread - sandwich ruined
- UnNews:Hardy Boys Latest Mystery Takes Their Virginity
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- UnNews:Harlequin seeks "real men"
- UnNews:Harold Lauder helps Boulder again!
- UnNews:Harper Relieved at Narrow Escapes
- UnNews:Harry Potter "adult edition" ending confuses pre-teens
- UnNews:Harry potter book sales predicted to plunge after J.K rowling unveils sex scene wrap-up
- UnNews:Harry Potter Goes Crazy and Jumps off Building
- UnNews:Harry Potter murders everyone at Hogwarts
- UnNews:Harry Potter revealed to be "heterosexual"
- UnNews:Harry Potter to blame for school shootings
- UnNews:Harry Potter won't go to Iraq, and Ministry of Magic is divided by the decision
- UnNews:Harry shot first: Cheney cleared in hunting incident
- UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs
- UnNews:Harvard decides to cease admissions
- UnNews:Harvard Study Shows “Loop-Swoop-Pull” Method Of Tying Shoelaces To Be More Effective Than “Rabbit Ears” Method
- UnNews:Harvard unveils new karaoke program
- UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
- UnNews:Hasbro introduces "My Little Penis"
- UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
- UnNews:Hatchet II director Adam Green to direct Superman reboot
- UnNews:Hats: The Space Age fashion trend
- UnNews:Haunted, Ted Kennedy returns to Chappaquiddick
- UnNews:Have a heart?
- UnNews:Having already decided results of 2008 elections, U.S. media moves on to predicting 2012 results
- UnNews:Hawaii governor wants to prove Obama was born in the US
- UnNews:Hawking: "We were wrong about everything" Interview exclusive.
- UnNews:Hawks slaughter Demons in front of 2 million people
- UnNews:He shoots, he misses!
- UnNews:He-She T driver is a dunderhead
- UnNews:Head and Shoulders Sued!
- UnNews:HeadOn Manufacturer issues Vaigra challenge
- UnNews:Health Canada issues a warning regarding hot women after new study released
- UnNews:Heartless bastards make HILARIOUS Steve Irwin-based UnNews story
- UnNews:Heater Kicks in at Tiger Woods' Home Due to Comfortable Thermostat Setting
- UnNews:Heath Ledger found alive and well in California
- UnNews:Heath Ledger is dead
- UnNews:Heath Ledger rejected from 27 Club
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